Am I Bryan Oviedo?

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

What do you bench mate?

 

[orly]

What do you bench mate?

I already asked him that, ask your own personal questions.

 

[steken1]

What do you bench mate?

Bitches with his length!

 

[Elong]

Bitches with his length!

Hahahaha.

I reckon he owns a mankini. What a legend.

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

I already asked him that, ask your own personal questions.

Sorry mate x

Bitches with his length!

Haha

 

[Arteta2391]

I'm more into cardiovascular exercise. A lot of running. I also enjoy working out my triceps and biceps, but I have a fast metabolism so It's hard to gain weight. When I was at my top shape I could bench 45lbs+10lbs on each side of the bar. Here in the states the bar is 40lbs

 

[steken1]

I'm more into cardiovascular exercise. A lot of running. I also enjoy working out my triceps and biceps, but I have a fast metabolism so It's hard to gain weight. When I was at my top shape I could bench 45lbs+10lbs on each side of the bar. Here in the states the bar is 40lbs

Ab's on skinny lids are like tits on fat birds. They don't count

 

[Joao Moutinho]

 

[Arteta2391]

Ab's on skinny lids are like tits on fat birds. They don't count

I agree mate, unfortunately tits sag on those type of women.(Do abs sag? I'll find out when I'm 50+) I work out mine or else tbey have no definition.

 

[steken1]

I agree mate, unfortunately tits sag on those type of women.(Do abs sag? I'll find out when I'm 50+) I work out mine or else tbey have no definition.

What's definition Bro?

 

[Bungle]

I agree mate, unfortunately tits sag on those type of women.(Do abs sag? I'll find out when I'm 50+) I work out mine or else tbey have no definition.

My tits have started to sag at 31 mate, do you have any tips on how to improve myself as a person and get a body like yours?

 

[njligernj]

Morning lads any of you fancy the guitar?

Is that a VHS tape on the dresser?

 

[njligernj]

She defo does not. She thinks, quite rightly, that he's a homosexual.

Could be bi? Everyone is you know.

Let's swerve the "he's gay" as an insult stuff lads ... not like he hasn't given us enough material without having to resort to "insults" from the 80's.

You are a NY Jets fan however so you lose points for that.

Yeah I forgot to mention that. Shocking.

What does it mean to be 'badly' gay? Do you like keep missing the arse? Or just keep dating very butch women by mistake? "Another vagina! Goddamnit! When will I finally get this gay thing right?"

LOL. Imaginary rep for you.

arteta(somenumbers) ... I'd like to get to know a side of you that doesn't involve photography, making sweet love to strong intelligent women or "soccer." Favorite TV shows? Top 5 Movies of all time? Skrillex yay or nay?

 

[The T-Dex]

Keep posting mate, you are making me wet.

 

[orly]

I'm more into cardiovascular exercise. A lot of running. I also enjoy working out my triceps and biceps, but I have a fast metabolism so It's hard to gain weight. When I was at my top shape I could bench 45lbs+10lbs on each side of the bar. Here in the states the bar is 40lbs

Have you thought about just eating loads?

Then you could bench a decent amount.