Am I Bryan Oviedo?

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The price kept on going up as the interaction took place. She kept on saying how I could blert in her mouth for an extra 30 quid, I lied and said I had no more cash and she was like "There's a cash machine around the corner" but I already wanted to leave by that point. She didn't even take her top off, I was going to ask her to do that, but I think she would have demanded an extra 30 quid or something like that.

It was grim and something I won't be doing again.

Was she employed by Easyjet mate?
 
How long did it last mate all in all

Dunno, maybe about 15 minutes, which was about 10 minutes too long. I knew I had selected the wrong ho the moment I went into her room. She was a right hard faced cow, and her minge wasn't even shaved, which caused further disappointment.
 
Dunno, maybe about 15 minutes, which was about 10 minutes too long. I knew I had selected the wrong ho the moment I went into her room. She was a right hard faced cow, and her minge wasn't even shaved, which caused further disappointment.

Sounds awful mate. did you get a lollipop when you finished like?
 
Nah.

She just said "Goodbye, my darling".

She sounds a disgrace to her profession mate. All about repeat custom and secondary spend that industry like!

Their not all like that y'know. Some are proper sound. Have a cup of tea when you finish and that.
 
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