Alternative theories to get over the 'traditional slow start' to the season

[jimbo2011]

OK, the new season starts in August NOT January 1st.

Some ideas to get the squad playing from the first game...


Bring in Derren Brown to mindf*ck them into thinking August is January.

Don't do any pre-season training or tours or shizzle. Just go to Benidorm for a week in July and leave it at that.

Get the Premier League to agree to start the season in January and end in September. Bingo!

Make everyone at Everton work to the Assyrian calendar which dates back to 4750BC. This calendar recognises the first sight of spring as the start of the year therefore the season would run from April to December.

Enough now, bored!

 

[ijjysmith]

All good ideas there.

Personally i'm not watching football until January.

 

[bluejock]

Put the Christmas decs up now

 

[Christiffa25]

Have a productive summer some new faces (not unknown youngster/loans)

Watch us fly!!

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Get a manager who isn't psychlogically flawed to fear the pressure of success.

 

[steven]

This year will be different......surely....

 

[Alio]

Buy and Sell early. (be forced to sell and get loans in early).

Imagine that!

 

[Christiffa25]

Get a manager who isn't psychlogically flawed to fear the pressure of success.

Give your head a shake sir!!

 

[Walken]

Buy and Sell early. (be forced to sell and get loans in early).

Imagine that!

this, bite the bullet and get business done early as possible, then dont kill the players at pre season training so they all peak two weeks before the season starts and are f*******d till crimbo.

 

[Elong]

Have a productive summer some new faces (not unknown youngster/loans)

Watch us fly!!

The players we had obviously aren't good enough, SACK THEM ALL!!!! IN MOYES WE TRUST!!!!ONE!!!

 

[Summerskin]

Have pigs in blankets, roasted parsnips and stuffing readily available in the staff canteen throughout summer.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Get Steve Round a better headset.

 

[harryjam]

Ask where the Arteta money is, Bill. Like this, "WHERE'S THE, WHERE'S, WHERE'S THE ARTETA MONEY....BILL". That should do it.

 

[steken1]

Tell Moyes to stop listening to the Smiths and Coldplay all summer and get a bit of Now this is Xmas on the go in the canteen from july.

 

[Julio Ananas]

Have pigs in blankets, roasted parsnips and stuffing readily available in the staff canteen throughout summer.

WE TRYING ATTRACT GOOD START! NOT YAKUBU AND LAMPARD