Pretty much everything that's wrong with the modern game there.
Crap player who cost an arm and a leg that earns a fortune driving round in a Rolls Royce and catching a private jet dressed head to toe in designer (yet crap looking) gear and ensuring that someone is there to take a pic of the whole thing so he can flaunt it on social media to muppets.
Bring back Tommy Grav in a Nissan Micra staying at his Mum and Dad's house for the summer...
Just when you think you can't get any more disenchanted with the game, up steps Alex Iwobi with another shocking display (albeit thankfully off the field).