Advice sought ... sexy neighbours

[Hilga]

 

[Matt Damon]

Kind of like that yeah Hilga.

Although maybe abit more detail.

 

[ChicagoToffee]

After your finger is in her butt you can ask her name

Smiling and shocked - all at the same time.

 

[Hilga]

I'd give you more advice but first things first; pic?

 

[thebluefox]

She might be a librarian for all you know lad.

well get round there ,and see if shes got any **** mags for ye

 

[Matt Damon]

well get round there ,and see if shes got any **** mags for ye

Its not her mags I'm interested in

 

[thebluefox]

Its not her mags I'm interested in

fook me thats not bad for you.who have you been beving with tommy cooper

 

[bluebab]

Have you done the ultimate test, yet? Has she seen you in your Everton shirt and what was her reaction?

 

[linglong]

Stand on window

Tackle out with sign..

Which read..

Want some

Job sorted

 

[ChicagoToffee]

Saschay about your house in a full length, manly, gauzy robe/kimono that says I'm classy and looking to hump in the same thought.

Brilliant thread by the way. You've thought this through.

 

[chrissyjack]

At least he's got a sexy neighbour to look at. They're so rough around here, if they held a Beauty Contest no-one would win it

 

[chicoazul]

I can sense you've got rapey thoughts mate.

I'm all for the wearing a kimono casually and watching her undress you with her eyes. Girls can't resist a man in a komono, especially a man who is comfortable going for local groceries in a kimono. That's just sex.

Good luck mate.

 

[Lao]

Did she write this Matty?

 

[chicoazul]

Have you got roller blinds in the kitchen window mate? If so then write in big black letters "I want to touch you where you wee" on them facing out. Next time you're at the sink with your marigolds and you see her looking over, drop the blinds for ten seconds then roll them back up. Her nod and smile will tell you all you need to know.

Good luck mate.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

if he's got one of those little mop things on a stick for doing the dishes then he'll already be out of the picture, and I reckon he has.