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There’s people on here who actually give out as if they’re superior football intellectuals, who type lots and lots of long paragraphs full of spelling mistakes, that rate this guy as a footballer.
Everton1654
Player Valuation: £8m
Every time I watch him play, his goal against Bournemouth gets more and more astounding
Gilbert..
Player Valuation: £60m
One of the worst things ive seen on this forum is some posters talking about how crucial doucoure's pressing game is to the set up of the side. Lol
He's abysmal. He's a major contributer to Everton being abysmal on a weekly basis.
Charlie Sweet
Player Valuation: £35m
Like watching a rhino trying to dance.
No, more like a elderly stick insect with a blob of blutac on its foot.
Hinchcliffe's Corner
Player Valuation: £50m
My dogs have better situational awareness and stamina than this chump.
PeregrineT
Player Valuation: £40m
I truly think hes the weakest position on the team, and of course thats saying something. Replace him with a competent midfielder and a few people might be surprised at the improvement. We might even get a couple shots on goal...
Remember lads, we can’t win a game without him so it’s very important that he plays every game so that we can win lots of games.
Cameron Manning
Player Valuation: £35m
I think he is the only footballer I have seen who messes things up by getting in his own way!
SuperKev91
Player Valuation: £10m
Utterly abysmal footballer, but what alternatives are there?
We desperately, desperately need reinforcements this month.
We desperately, desperately need reinforcements this month.
Streetender1878
Player Valuation: £5m
An attacking midfielder who cant score goals link play create chances pass or trap a ball. Plays every week. He shouldnt be on the pitch.
Give armstrong a fair run as a 10. He cannot be worse that Doucs
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