95th minute, its 0-0 vs Liverpool...

[atrottel]

Yakubu
Fernandes (so he could get a good idea of what it means - what he does after that is up to him) but otherwise Hibbert.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Fernandes. That would be awsome.

 

[ToxtethBlue]

One of the boo boys. Neville, Manny, Hibbert or Anichebe.

 

[micknick]

Yakubu
VDM

Brilliant

 

[mh_ackett]

Yakubu
VDM

Now you're just in fantasy land.

 

[Blue 1]

Yak - he'd score.
Hibbo - to rub their noses in it.

 

[TX Bill]

Oh I know.

Fantasy reply for a fantasy thread.

But just think about it for a second...what IF VDM were to put away the winner...???







*This post is not an endorsement of VDM returning to the lineup or even the reserves. The post for entertainment purposes only.

 

[Bainsey]

he'd dive into the kop, hopefully.

 

[mh_ackett]

Oh I know.

Fantasy reply for a fantasy thread.

But just think about it for a second...what IF VDM were to put away the winner...???







*This post is not an endorsement of VDM returning to the lineup or even the reserves. The post for entertainment purposes only.

That would be a dream if it happened. He'd be a bigger hero than Big Dunc!

Like the fact your covering yourself for legal ramefications just in case. The Anti Van Der Meyde League would have been after you. I hope I'm covered by your liability waver too.

 

[TX Bill]

Liability waiver?



*packs suitcase

 

[mh_ackett]

Liability waiver?



*packs suitcase

"*This post is not an endorsement of VDM returning to the lineup or even the reserves. The post for entertainment purposes only."

That part. Sorry got a bit over-excited.

Anyway I'd like to see Carsley score it so that he'd get the credit he deserves.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

I think i'd want Johnson to take it cause he is more likely to net it, and i'll be less dissapointed in him for missing than i would the Yak.

But if it was guaranteed to go in it would have to be Tony Hibbert. After the events of October and the [Poor language removed] he has taken from a lot of fans i'd love nothing more than to see him smack the winner in at the kop end and do a Peter Beagrie style flip in celebration.

 

[zero]

What I really want in the derby is for the absense of Tim Cahill to really spark Fernandes into life and make him believe he can get into this squad.

He scores the winner and no doubt he'll have immunity for a season from the Boo Boys....just like AJ did.

 

[ToffeeDan]

a) The Yak
b.) Van der Meyde with his first touch of the season... ha ha ha!!! Would dine out on that for ages...

Who put the ball in the Redshite net
Who put the ball in the Redshite net
Who put the ball in the Redshite net
Andy van der first touch....

(but "little Tony Hibbert" sounds just as good)


Come to think of it there are a few players after their first goal of the season - any of them would do - Bainesy, Joey Yobo, Hibbo, Shandy, Nuno... Fernandes... Rodwell!!!!

TD

 

[evertonianstu]

1) Arteta puts the ball out to Pienaar who whips it in, its only half cleared, the ball drops to ____ 6 yards out with a clear shot at goal. Who would you like it to fall to?

2) Same situation, except the end result is definitely a goal. Who would you like to net the winner?

For me its a close call between Hibbert and Neville...

1) Got to be Yakubu.

2) Cant disagree with yours danny. Hibbert or Neville scoring a derby winner would be the ultimate classic!