13 Reasons Why.. I want Sam as our manager

[zzr45]

1. It might lead to us adopting a novel concept called ‘defending.’
2. It’ll let Unsworth go back to doing what he does well.
3. The drama queens of the club will be out pronto.
4. It gives us a cat in hells chance of staying in the premier league.
5. It might stop the sickening love in on Everton social media about ‘our’ boys.
6. We will sign a striker. He won’t be a technically gifted lad but he will score goals.
7. It makes the super fans who get a semi on watching Portuguese football sad.
8. It will be nice to have a manager that was aware of our existence last time we won something.
9. Might bin off the dross.
10. Experienced international manager.
11. No more John Ebbrell on the bench.
12. Has no ambitions of managing Barcelona.
13. Can dance better than Martinez.

What are yours?

 

[Toffe3m4n]

*adopts foetal position*

 

[Eggs]

...could you not have thought of one more or one less. I’m not superstitious but 13 doesn’t seem appropriate.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

1. It might lead to us adopting a novel concept called ‘defending.’
2. It’ll let Unsworth go back to doing what he does well.
3. The drama queens of the club will be out pronto.
4. It gives us a cat in hells chance of staying in the premier league.
5. It might stop the sickening love in on Everton social media about ‘our’ boys.
6. We will sign a striker. He won’t be a technically gifted lad but he will score goals.
7. It makes the super fans who get a semi on watching Portuguese football sad.
8. It will be nice to have a manager that was aware of our existence last time we won something.
9. Might bin off the dross.
10. Experienced international manager.
11. No more John Ebbrell on the bench.
12. Has no ambitions of managing Barcelona.
13. Can dance better than Martinez.

What are yours?

Thanks for that Sam human.

 

[Jonte]

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[Anders_Limpar]

What about 11 reasons why I don’t:

1. Look at the state of any club after he’s left. He screws them up by signing 30 odd year old players on too long contracts after a last payday.
2. That stupid Bluetooth earpiece.
3. Kevin Nolan.
4. The fact that he threw away his dream job just to make a tiny bit more coin.
5. His stupid voice.
6. The fact that he brings either Phil Brown, Sammy Lee or Shakespear with him.
7. The fact that even Newcastle sacked him after 5 months as his football and signings were so rottten.
8. Both the size and shape of his head. It’s ridiculous
9. The fact that he was last seen as progressive in 1999
10. The fact that he gets all uppity when his football is described as long ball and rubbish. When it essentially is both those things.
11. Finally we just don’t need him. Unsworth has done very badly, we just need any experienced manager and coach to sort this lot out to easy finish mid table. This is too extreme.

 

[MikeH72]

One reason

1.

 

[ford_uk]

I would quite like to be a fly on the wall though when some of our "superstars" / senior players, strut into training and they get the living day lights smashed out of them by our new leader and his coaches

 

[PeterMeter]

1. Forget about Giroud, Andy Carroll in on loan while out injured until May.
2. Get some yard dogs in the mold of Kevin Davies to try and break bones of other team's players instead of having ours broken.
3. Possession will be split equally between us and opposition as the ball will be out of play or in the air for 55-60% of the game.
4. Get an over the hill former sensational player to provide some flair (Djourkaeff etc)
5. If we're really lucky, we could maybe see Diouf in the royal blue.
6. Forget about taking knives to gunfights, when we get 17th on the final day of the season on goal difference we will have lived up to our potential.
7. Big Sam will resemble a bean bag chair if we ever concede more than 3.
8. He'll (hopefully) [Poor language removed] us off happily when we scrape survival with a depleted squad and still no plan for the future.
9. He'll make sure the back 4 is under a lot less pressure as the ball will be safely in the air for most of the game (see pt 3).
10. He has a proven style of play which has not changed for closing on 30 years.
11. He's no nonsense, much unlike Koeman who thrived man management and "soft" values.
12. He'll get the team playing to their skills, no more square pegs in round holes. Hoof it to our Big Lad and watch him score.
13. BFS is a proven escape artist. (Yet only 2 of his former clubs have retained PL status after he left or was sent packing).

 

[MikeH72]

What about 11 reasons why I don’t:

1. Look at the state of any club after he’s left. He screws them up by signing 30 odd year old players on too long contracts after a last payday.
2. That stupid Bluetooth earpiece.
3. Kevin Nolan.
4. The fact that he threw away his dream job just to make a tiny bit more coin.
5. His stupid voice.
6. The fact that he brings either Phil Brown, Sammy Lee or Shakespear with him.
7. The fact that even Newcastle sacked him after 5 months as his football and signings were so rottten.
8. Both the size and shape of his head. It’s ridiculous
9. The fact that he was last seen as progressive in 1999
10. The fact that he gets all uppity when his football is described as long ball and rubbish. When it essentially is both those things.
11. Finally we just don’t need him. Unsworth has done very badly, we just need any experienced manager and coach to sort this lot out to easy finish mid table. This is too extreme.

LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

 

[Jonte]

It’s a no from me. Sorry.

 

[sageyefc]

Experienced international manager?


Didn't he only have like 2 games with England

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

"Experienced international manager"

Sam, or Sams agent... come on lad.

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

Experienced international manager?


Didn't he only have like 2 games with England

One hahahahahaha