Tottenham Hotspur v Everton Preview

[chicoazul]

Here.

Spurs v Everton Preview

Hey everyone, won’t you look at this shiny big balloon I just nearly passed out blowing up! Isn’t it lovely? Just watch it soar. Everton are the pin, dear reader. And not just any pin, but a pin made of the sharpest material known on Earth filed to the tiniest of points and heated to 1000...

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[Moomin]

Rubbish

 

[Goodison87]

Second !

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Third!

 

[Moomin]

Just read it again.

Even more rubbish.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Two previews in a row.

He's spoiling us.

 

[chicoazul]

It’s a fine opening from the critics.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Okay, read it now.

1) Ange Postecoglu and @Damo_1878 are the sane person. Not bothered mate.

2) Yes, Dyche does want to wind up the Dars.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Who is this man?a fine wordsmith,can he have another go at this Andre Preview work please mods?

 

[Damo_1878]

Okay, read it now.

1) Ange Postecoglu and @Damo_1878 are the sane person. Not bothered mate.

2) Yes, Dyche does want to wind up the Dars.

Not bothered.

Here.

Spurs v Everton Preview

Hey everyone, won’t you look at this shiny big balloon I just nearly passed out blowing up! Isn’t it lovely? Just watch it soar. Everton are the pin, dear reader. And not just any pin, but a pin made of the sharpest material known on Earth filed to the tiniest of points and heated to 1000...

www.grandoldteam.com

if we lose tomorrow, again. I'm blaming you.

 

[NathDogg]

Thatcher of a league is sublime good sir.

Grassy ass mon ami.

 

[Bryan+]

Here.

Spurs v Everton Preview

Hey everyone, won’t you look at this shiny big balloon I just nearly passed out blowing up! Isn’t it lovely? Just watch it soar. Everton are the pin, dear reader. And not just any pin, but a pin made of the sharpest material known on Earth filed to the tiniest of points and heated to 1000...

www.grandoldteam.com

You still trying to be a writer blockhead?

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Toast and jam

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

some proof reading would help but on the whole a very enjoyable read as always!!
You make the pre-game a tad less soul destroying despite Dyche's best efforts.

 

[NeilMorepies]

Top read as usual, though I would have mentioned the inevitability of a Richarlison hat trick now that Solanke is out injured.