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Stinkerdsson doing my head in, more concerned with pointing than watching the ball.

Allan, Keane, Holgate and Coleman awful. Just our luck that 4/5ths of our defence are having a bad day. James, Siggy and Doucoure completely anonymous with the shaky foundation resulting in panic.

Carlo having a mare today.

Might be worth a bet that Cenk won't even touch the ball.

Carlo's lost the plot.Where are the crosses coming from to supply two target men ffs

Gomes is a himbo.

I'd make a treble change and go for it. Siggy, Gomes and Delph off for Gordon, Iwobi and Bernard. Go at them with pace. So slow and dainty with the three aforementioned on the field together.

Gordon would be a huge improvement on Gomes here but I expect Iwobi

Nnkoukou left wing and Delph left back is the only way I can make sense of our lineup. Would leave Siggy right wing of a 5 man mid.

Badly missing a striker to bring on and freshen up our forward line. Doucoure lacked composure today, Iwobi can offer much needed width.

I'm done with Gomes. Pointless, lightweight.

We make a tackle like Robertson's or Mane there? Straight red.

Ref goes straight past Allan to check if Robertson is okay. Straight red surely ffs

Don't think we can get any worse. 4 players on the bench that offer decent options for those having an off day. Carlo's got this.

Need more width. Iwobi a better option for me than Sigurdsson left of the three.

Coleman injury handed them momentum. Need to get a foot on it and calm it down before half time.

James looking heavy legged.

Pointless flicks under no pressure are all I can remember him for in his hopeless time with us. Far more concerned with how he looks than adding any substance to his play or character, it would appear.

Reminds me so much of Roy Keane.

He gets his surname from never getting a round in.