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Really? pretty much what I've said is the feeling of the majority before the season started. It was said, all of it. An honest assessment of Everton? Pity you weren't honest with yourselves pre season!

one of the funniest posts of all time @bluestevon I think. Soooo funny, and is indicative of the tubthumping not that long back. Makes it even more amusing So how to make us Sexy... Raise the profile of the club through a statement signing, or several of these, various names have been bandied...

Aaaaaaaggghhh, you got me.

Must admit. But it doesn’t look like many if you are laughing judging by some of the replies ha ha. Like it

Sooooo, they’re not as good as you all made out? Really? Like your signings? Ha ha. They were supposed to be world beaters too. Oh well

Ha ha, whilst holding a child in my arms?

Where are all these young superstars that won the World Cup and the League last season anyway?

Rawk? You Avin a laugh? It’s the Liverpool version of this site. Not for me

Give it Unsy. He won the u23s and just gets us. Our youngsters won the World Cup too. Exciting times

Everton are behind Apollen who have 3 Internationals, the club is worth £14m, spent £26k in the last two seasons and have a p/t Bus Conductor as a manager and an average attendance of 2669. *snigger*

Bet the Kopites heads will be falling (again) when you unveil Simeone.............. Or Dyche. Or that fella that got relegated last season.

It’s so much more funny given the amount if optimism and tubthumping over the last 18 months though. Yeah, I really wish we were founders, sticks in my throat big time that does. Well jealous of all the ‘Everton Firsts’ too. Can’t have it all though

The power shift on Merseyside. It’s changing. Lol

Nice. Thing is, what I’ve said is taking the mickey and having a right good laugh at your expense, but you take on the nasty, horrible side that rests within every Blue.makes me laugh even more . Tee hee

Better than clinging onto the coat tails of West Brom and Bournemouth. Everton would have an open top bus for winning a Derby and every player would be inducted into the hall of Legends or whatever it’s called. Heck, there was nearly an open top bus for signing Michael Keane and Klaasen!!!!! Lolz

Shucks, thanks mate.

The irony and lack self awareness is magnificent

Everton are behind Apollen who have 3 Internationals, the club is worth £14m, spent £26k in the last two seasons and have a p/t Bus Conductor as a manager and an average attendance of 2669. *snigger*

‘‘Tis all true though, you bunch of weirdos. I wanted to keep it short but there’s so many things to laugh at