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  1. Andy McGurk

    Cursed Everton AI

    I'm bored Think of stupid scenarios involving Everton and post the results here. Very simple Mine is 777 have taken over and have rebranded Everton as the Coffee Men to keep up with the 21st Century Go
  2. Andy McGurk

    Bleach cocktail masterclass

    Yes it's an "we're getting relegated" reactionary thread. Take your frustration out on the players by coming up with cocktails named after anyone involved with the club. One rule, it must involve bleach as an ingredient or a fun variant. Here's an example Mina Colada - : one part Coconut...
  3. Andy McGurk

    Squad number with best players?

    After watching the Fulham, and another average Gordon performance, got me thinking he's not had a stand out game since wearing the number 10 shirt. So my question is, which squad number has had the best collection of players, and have we been short changed in the no.10 department...
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    Worst performance from an overhyped opposition player at goodison. The spin off

    Robinho getting subbed on and subbed off against Evertons 2009, fellaini does a pirouette around Bellamy as well, filthy kopite
  5. Andy McGurk

    Pre Season bored thread 01 - Current Ex-Academy XI

    Is it possible to create an entire 11 based around ex academy players who are A) still playing professionally and B) Don't play for the club anymore? By academy, I mean they must have played a game for under 23s and below whilst under the age of 21, so Dier could count. There you go, I've...
  6. Andy McGurk

    Household items that also describe Everton players past and present

    Don't know if there is a similar thread to this but what things around the house or in public describe something else but also somehow describe Everton players. I'll start, I saw this as I bought bog roll and it describes the current squad
  7. Andy McGurk

    Derby Day Song (Not Chant)

    So last year I was contemplating whether or not to make an acoustic album. Anyway, last seasons derby basically gave me my first lyrics. This year the whole album is out but I thought I'd share this song. It's called "the ballad of red and blue" and it has all the anxiety and emptiness that...
  8. Andy McGurk

    Really weird Everton merch

    Today I saw this on my facebook feed. A Slipknot/Everton t-shirt combo, not quite sure what to make of it (but shamefully I now want it) Anyone else seen or bought any seriously odd merch?
  9. Andy McGurk

    Everton FC - My Premier League Life

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/my-premier-league-life Anyone had a look at this? Some small highlights on mine. First match after I was born Wednesday 19 November 1986 Littlewoods Cup Norwich City1 Everton 4 Average result 1-1 (makes sense) Given our past record of trophies we should...
  10. Andy McGurk

    berbatov on arsenal

    Good news for Everton on Sunday Berbatov said that arsenal have a wandering defence and leave a lot of space, so Monaco were able to exploit it. If it turns out to be like young boys then maybe there is hope for Everton after all Merge with another thread if needs be.
  11. Andy McGurk

    Evertons winning midfield partnership this season

    Again, lock this if there is a similar thread. West Brom - Barry, McCarthy (Osman) Wolfsburg (Home) - Barry, McCarthy Aston Villa - Barry, McCarthy, Osman Burnley - Barry, McCarthy, Osman Lille - Barry, McCarthy, Osman, Gibson, Bešic West Ham - McCarthy, Osman (only game I've been to this...
  12. Andy McGurk

    Turn - The Terrace Anthem

    After reading quite a lot of threads about booing, being annoyed at tactics and hearing that the word "turn" has become used a lot (only been to one game against West Ham and that was pretty much all I heard), my thought is this..... What chant should we use to get them turning? This may be a...
  13. Andy McGurk

    GOALS, GOALS AND FLUKEY PENALTIES

    Simple question, Can we score more goals than everyone else this season? 13 in 5 games is something I'm not used to. shame we didn't get a clean sheet tonight
  14. Andy McGurk

    Europa League 2014

    I for one can't wait for European football for the following reasons. 1. More Everton to watch on Telly 2. More discussions with people saying Everton are awesome after appearing on Telly. 3. I had to check when Everton play their 1st game because I am off on a European road trip to my Wedding...
  15. Andy McGurk

    Alternative Season Wrap Up

    Please put forward your nominations for the following. 1. Celebration of the season (Seamus slide for me) 2. Miss of the season (Kone against I don't know, someone help me) 3. Angriest moment of the season (Jags slack sideways pass which put Liverpool 4-0 up, I know he was injured but in the...
  16. Andy McGurk

    Evertons best performance for years....

    .... and I missed it. G@y
  17. Andy McGurk

    Biggest game you've missed?

    As someone who lives quite far away from Goodison, I like to make time to watch Everton live as much as I can, especially recently now you can stream live games online and I can now afford to drive to one off home games a season. Sunday I have an important gig in Nuneaton, which I have to be...
  18. Andy McGurk

    Lets dream while it lasts

    Hi, I'm new here, new thread and hopefully my first of many positive ones. Usually I'm not one to be the most optimistic of Everton fans, going to school in the pre-moyes premier league era, and I knew instantly that I made a bad decision when I agreed to watch my 1st merseyside derby with a...
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