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While the relegation thread may finally be closed, our trauma from the club's first <1pt per game tally lives on. Last night I dreamed it was the Bournemouth game again, but this time we led 3-0 at the break, only to draw 3-3 and be relegated. Anyone else having similar 'afters'?

Did anyone have this back in the day? Right in the feels with that Kendall quote. So true... oh and Elton John's kip at the end of that final! :D What a soundtrack as well. Tears for Fears while two FA Cup finalists go at it like proper men. What would it be now? Footage of PED fc diving...

Kvarme was quickly dispossessed and Danny was away, only Ruddock chased back to give any cover but the lad second guessed him with a jink and a shot. Magic. Magic. Magic. Those were the words written by Guy McEvoy 25 years ago today, as Everton thumped a very poor Liverpool team in their best...

I may be in isolated company – i.e having just necked a double JD and coke before finishing work (sue me!) – but I suspect there’s a lot of guys on here whose lives revolve around three things: Job Woman/family Team Giving each element marks out of ten, this is how 2022 compares to this time...

Might be more Ale House this, but if you could compare your life to an Everton game, and say every minute was a year of your life, what would you compare it to? Right now I'd compare mine to the game vs Man Utd in 2008 where Nev's tackle on Ronaldo turned the course of the game and probably the...

EVERYOOOOOOONNNNEE!!! Thanks. As we only have the past to delve into right now, you are cordially invited to find and post footage of our biggest/best wins against every PL club. Kindly explain why it is your favourite and what it meant to you at the time. People can only post once each and...

This happened Two decades. Too many excuses. This is by no means a cup final for us as gobshyts would attest, but who wouldn't like a night like this again?

Instead of "We don't care what the red side say" - how about "We don't care what the world might say". After all, Liverpool are the world now so we're still having a pop, BUT it sounds less like our sole purpose is to exist in their shadow. Minor gripe overall, but I'm just so sick of this club...

So it's finally happened. As I type the big 3-0 is just hours away, my palm jewel has been flashing like sodomy all day and I've been rocking out to Led Zep like nobody's business. Before this thread gets drowned, who here has enjoyed/despised a memorable EFC match on their birthday? The mighty...

It seems as though nothing has changed in 20 years. 5th April 1999: "Maybe Blackburn's deadly run in will just save us" - Steve Bickerton 10th March 2019: "Maybe Cardiff's deadly run in will just save us" - My brain So I'd be interested to know, which squad do you think is worse? Walter Smith...

Exactly 20 years on, what are your memories of that horrible, frenetic day?

With the fixtures less than a month away, just for a bit of fun we could see how accurate our predictions are for Everton's key fixtures: Season begins on Saturday 13th August. Opening day fixture: Crystal Palace (H) Second fixture: West Ham (A) - First game in Stratford. First derby: 26th...

I'm gonna get stick but I don't care, that was a disgrace. These were quite popular last year, so...... in, or out? Whaddaya think?

FIRST!!!!!! (ahaaaaa!)

In response to the "rock bottom" thread that is popular today. Here is its antithesis. For Premier League games my top five are: #5: Everton 3-1 Spurs, 9th Apr 04 I knew exactly how important the game was, and having been a bag of nerves all day, the performance and the result was like a shot...

Wasn't sure which forum to put this in so opted to punch for safety rather than let in a clanger from Adminick Bolasie... If the Everton players came on individually a la the WWE instead of as a team, what would each squad member have as it's entrance music? Doesn't necessarily have to be...

A new feature I have taken the liberty of making. Just for once, Excel is not involved. This will be updated after each Prem game - do you agree or disagree?

OK chaps, just for a bit of fun who do you think we'll get on day one? My bet: Everton v Swansea at Goodison Why Swansea lad?: Because all three games last season had a fair bit of action and Everton won the lot, plus the whole Martinez v Monk thing (ex teammates and that)

Not sure this has been done before, but what would you say is the best performance you've seen from Everton only for the blues to end up beaten? My top three: 1. Everton 2 - 3 Chelsea / 17.12.2006 2. Everton 3 - 4 Manchester Utd / 07.02.2004 3. Everton 2 - 3 City / 03.05.2014

This is an alternate history thread related to "How long did Moyes hold us back" post This thread is to gauge your opinions as to how the recent history of EFC would have panned out if Moyes had been sacked at various junctures in his career with us. The key dates on around which he could have...