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    I'm scared right now

    "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear.I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I...
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    2021/22 Jordan Pickford

    yup, was probably just Levy battering Loris into submission with the possibility of being easily replaced.
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    The Villa manager

    Who cares about him? The guy like Lionel Richie FFS.
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    Gattuso. Next Everton Manager?

    Fell out with the American owner after 23 days
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    Gattuso. Next Everton Manager?

    He is Italian, it was probably punctuation.
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    Niko Kovač managerial candidate

    No, purely because I have no idea how to do that inverted circumflex thing above the "c" at the end of his name. If this makes me a racist then so be it.
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    Gattuso. Next Everton Manager?

    Things seem to have gone a little quiet on the Gattuso front after some initial interest and our enquiries about him last time. He is out of Management at the moment and really gets the whole Everton experience. Him and Dunc would be excellent in the Dugout. The Defence would be drilled...
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    3rd minute Saturday = Leighton Baines

    He's the assistant manager at Everton, His career is.
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    Who's next after Benitez - Poll reset 25th Jan

    Derby into liquidation in a fortnight. Rooney without the need for compo
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    Goats squad analysis thread 2021/22

    I'm struggling to think of any of our players who are "wildly popular". Some are less despised than others however.
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    Who's next after Benitez - Poll reset 25th Jan

    Gattuso and Dunc Dream Team mate. That's where the cool kids are looking.
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    Who's next after Benitez - Poll reset 25th Jan

    Has to be Gattuso, he really GETS us as a Club
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    New captain simple yes or no

    Rondon, As we have seen, he is the only truly undroppable player we have.
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    Who’s taking training tomorrow ?

    poor @Theoneandonly + 3 others.
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    Who's next after Benitez - Poll reset 25th Jan

    Gattuso and Dunc in the Dugout would be awesome. The Defence WILL be drilled. The Midfield WILL NOT shirk a single tackle Our Attack WILL toughen up and stop diving. Proper man's football. Moshiri! Make it so!
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    Who's next after Benitez - Poll reset 25th Jan

    It's just a shame Maradona is dead, we could do with some top class Argie mental to see us through. Well, it's worked for Leeds..
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    Who's next after Benitez - Poll reset 25th Jan

    The Bielsa/Dunc Dream Team it is then.
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    Who's next after Benitez - Poll reset 25th Jan

    How about we bring in whichever manager wins the AFCON for a laugh? Couldn't be any worse than Tapas Tits
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    2021/22 Rafael Benitez

    The rites have been performed in accordance with the scriptures Next season our harvest of points will be above adequate. We only failed this season because Carlo ran before he could be sacrificed.
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    2021/22 Rafael Benitez

    How does this work @Theoneandonly ? Do you leave the Forum now and get a break from your frantic Benitez-based onanism for a while? or do you have to wait for him to get a job elsewhere before you are allowed to move on?
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