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    2019/20 Jean-Philippe Gbamin

    Jean-Philippe Gbamin - 2019/20 Player Performance Thread Thread Sponsor: @Milkman .
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    The Crowd

    Yet again, it was absolutely dead at Goodison. Why is it always so rubbish? Why do we need some injustice to get us going?
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    What is the problem with this team?

    Ok, I know that they're a bunch of lightweight sh*thouses with barely a sprint between them. I know we've got one of the worst centre back pairings in recent memory and I know that last summer saw us burn through money of some absolute disasters. We know the obvious reasons but what is it that...
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    Match Thread Stade Rennais vs Everton (A) 5.30pm, Saturday 28th July

    Rennes away. Will we score a goal against a team that aren't full of tradesmen? Will we keep playing our absolutely horrific squad players? Will Lookman still be mysteriously injured? My prediction: 2-0 Rennes and the inevitable GOT fumefest. COYBBBB
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    2018/19 Idrissa Gueye

    Idrissa Gueye - 2018/19 Player Performance Thread Thread Sponsor: @Milkman Please use this thread for all discussion relating to Idrissa Gueye's 2018/19 match performances. Feel free to start new threads regarding any new topics of discussion relating to this player - new contracts, player...
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    Hypothetical Manager Shortlist No.1

    I think we need another new manager thread, the five active ones aren't enough for me. The shortlist will change constantly no doubt, but of all the current flavours of the month (including gravy flavoured), which would be your pick? There will be no cheese on toast and your vote is public, in...
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    Drubbings

    Drubbings, thrashings, poundings, spankings, whatever you like to call them, we've had 'em. 3-0 v Tottenham 3-0 v Atalanta 4-0 v Utd 5-2 v Arsenal 3-0 v Lyon 5-1 v Atalanta 4-1 v Southampton 4-0 v Spurs 5-1 v Arsenal That's NINE already this season. We're averaging more than one per month...
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    Summer 2018 Transfer Window

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    Which players will be good enough for the Championship?

    We have a lot of weak-minded players and this current team would struggle in the lower leagues. So, which players will thrive for us when we're in the Championship next season? I think Lookman might do alright at that level. And Gylfi will put a few decent corners in for Jon Walters to justify...
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    Nuno Espirito Santo

    Thought this might merit it's own thread, considering we have one for Sean Dyche, Sam Allardyce and, by the time I've finished typing this, probably Alan Pardew or someone equally mortifying. A couple of places (The Guardian, Guillam Balague) linking us with the guy from Wolves...
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    Match Thread Man Utd vs Everton, Sunday 17th Sept 4pm

    Brace yourselves, this could get ugly.
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    Vault Me or: Predictions for next season

    Everton-related predictions for next season. I'll start with: - Sandro to reach an underwhelming goal tally, be homesick and leave the club at the end of the season. - Klaassen to be booed before Christmas - Tom Davies to be a contender for our Player of the Year - No stadium update for the...
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    Match Thread Ruzomberok vs Everton, Thursday 3rd August, 7.45pm

    On Thursday we travel to the country that Ruzomberok comes from for another game of football. We'll be hoping to build on last week's entirely faultless performance, which some blues have described as the best game they've ever attended. Should have a strong team out for this one. Expect...
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    MOTM vs Ruzembelok

    Best game ever. Who was the greatest of them all?
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    2017/18 Idrissa Gueye

    Idrissa Gueye - 2017/18 Player Performance Thread Thread Sponsor: Milkman Please use this thread for all discussion relating to Idrissa Gueye's 2017/18 match performances. Feel free to start new threads regarding any new topics of discussion relating to this player - new contracts, player...
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    Match Thread Everton vs Ruzemberok, Thursday 27th July, 8.05pm

    The Mighty Blues play Ruzemberok (whatever that is) this Thursday for the UEFA Cup trophy. The Walton Boo Coliseum will be half-full for the biggest game in our history. Bilyaletdinov and Heitinga injured. Rideout cup-tied. Who wins? You decide.
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    Who's Behind Preki's Face?

    Hello and welcome to Milkman's 'Who's Behind Preki's Face?'. It is a simple game passed down to me by my grandfather from when he was a boy. There are three former Everton superstars who have been cruelly denied some hard-earned face time by early-nineties Yugo-American sports hunk, Predrag...
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    Which capitulation was the worst?

    Frightening (and well documented) how often we've clawed ourselves back into games and then proceeded to bottle it somehow. I've not known a season like it. We play some great football, control games when we want to, but have the mentality of an under 5s team. We've been screwed over by refs...
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