Carlito
Player Valuation: £40m
My plan is to only apply for the West Ham game, get picked and then repeatedly scream 'SCAMDEMIC!' at the top of my lungs until I get Moyes's attention.
I'll then start belting out hearty renditions of Stuck With Moyes for as long as I can before they throw me out.
I'll then start belting out hearty renditions of Stuck With Moyes for as long as I can before they throw me out.