Best insults aimed at a player

[Old Blue 2]

Apparently, when Andy Goram admitted to being schizophrenic, the opposition supporters sang at the next game:
Two Andy Gorams, there only two Andy Gorams.

Cruel, but apparently true.

 

[royalblue66]

That grim reaper behind behind Moyes. Haha

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Apparently, when Andy Goram admitted to being schizophrenic, the opposition supporters sang at the next game:
Two Andy Gorams, there only two Andy Gorams.

Cruel, but apparently true.

Uniteds own fans songs about Tim Howard when he told the world about his Tourettes...

 

[Blue toffee]

I still say the funniest was the whole of Goodison singing the Adams Family tune when Gordon Lee was introduced as the new manager

‘Dracula’ or ‘get back in your coffin’ were also popular shouts at the time.

 

[JammyP]

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

"Koff Willy Wonka!" - aimed at Jens Lehmann several minutes before AJ nicked us all the points in a mad hailstorm

Scored right at the end. Took my daughter to that one. Her first game. Brilliant finish

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Uniteds own fans songs about Tim Howard when he told the world about his Tourettes...

Tim timminy....

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

I was living in Altrincham. Tevez was playing for united. The city fans used to sing you argue @#£&, you ugly @#£&, they sewed your head on back to front, Carlos tevez Herman Munster head.
Then he signed for city.

 

[MikeH72]

Someone called him Kettle Neck when we beat then away a few years ago, always buckled me

Same as Kolarov coming over to take a corner. "KOLAROV? WHO THE EFFIN HELL ARE YOU LAD?" No abuse in that one, just dead funny. Had to be there.

Stunning that.

 

[Connor]

Stunning that.

Still cracks me up

 

[Seathestars]

I can't remember who it was, might have been Peter Reid, but he turned real slow and someone shouted

'kin hell, you turned like the 'kin Mersey ferry

 

[MikeH72]

Someone shouting “‘koff Earthworm Jim” at Shelvey always sticks in my mind.

 

[Caolam]

A guy plagued me a while ago to get him a try out for the team I played for. I asked the seconds manager to give him a go. The 2nds were at home while the firsts were away. When we got back I asked how he had done. The manager thought for a moment and said "If I have seen a worse player I have forgotten who it is". He didn't play again.

 

[Blue toffee]

Gavin Peacock years ago playing for QPR I think. He was a sub warming up near Gladys St. Fella near me shouts, ‘Hey Peacock, why aren’t you playing?’. Peacock shrugs, dunno. Fella shouts back, Because your F...... S.....! that’s why’. Still cracks me up. And he took it in humour to his credit.

 

[royalblue66]

Off topic this one Left work on in oily jeans and we are playing at Old Trafford
a complete stranger asked me if I wanted a stand ticket FOC ,,whisk I accepted
I turns out I was sitting next to Lulu,and she was with the Bee Gee she married,she left her seat at HT and passed me,she was wearing a white mini skirt,after she passed there was all sh!te down her skirt, the Bee Gee glared at me,told her when she came back,I didn't ask for autographs.