Best insults aimed at a player

[Connor]

Carlos Tevez one fella shouts 'FFFF OFF Ugly Betty'

Someone called him Kettle Neck when we beat then away a few years ago, always buckled me

Same as Kolarov coming over to take a corner. "KOLAROV? WHO THE EFFIN HELL ARE YOU LAD?" No abuse in that one, just dead funny. Had to be there.

 

[dow1978]

Standing in-front of a fella well into his 80's singing "fat granny shagger" at Rooney was one of the greatest moments in my life.

 

[KaiserEFC]

The entire end shouting freak whenever Peter Crouch got the ball was always funny

 

[AsiaAsia82]

A shout to the Watford goalie last season, when Deaney was Sub.
I hope you haven’t left anything valuable in the dressing room with Deaney still in there

 

[Bluetintedspecs]

Shortly after the World Cup where Graham Poll lost track of how many yellow cards he'd given a player, and gave him three before finally sending him off.

Joey Yobo got a yellow in a match early the following season and some wag shouted, "Eh Joey. Best be careful lad. Two more and yer off."

 

[JimmyJeffers]

WE WERE SAT IN THE GWLADYS, TOTTENHAM AT HOME IT WOZ FRIEDEL GOES UP TO TAKE A GOAL KICK, ARL FELLA IN FRONT OF US BLOWZ A RASPBERRY AS HE BOOTS IT LADS AROUND US WERE CRYIN, YOU AD TO BE DERE, DED FUNNY LAD

GREAT SITE LADS

I came into this thread looking for that. Creases me up every time.

 

[Connor]

I came into this thread looking for that. Creases me up every time.

Greatest variation of it ever: https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/ex-kipper-posters.73387/post-3371479

 

[Bluebonic]

The entire end shouting freak whenever Peter Crouch got the ball was always funny

I remember one lad screamin at him “ eff off Ichabod Crane”.

 

[WA Toffee]

Is it me or are some of these shouts really bad?

Some?

 

[witchdoc187]

Some?

"I remember Ian Dowie playing at goodison and some guy shouted "you're rubbish ugly" still laugh about it today".

 

[mumwasablue]

Your dad was better,Scott Gemmill.

 

[mumwasablue]

Neville wants a transfer. Sang the Leeds fans at his half time sit down protest.

 

[marnie]

FFF OFF Crouch.You human Peperami.

 

[No8Bally]

I still say the funniest was the whole of Goodison singing the Adams Family tune when Gordon Lee was introduced as the new manager

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

I still say the funniest was the whole of Goodison singing the Adams Family tune when Gordon Lee was introduced as the new manager

Reminds me of the other year when the Gwladys started singing 'he drinks his own piss' to Sammy Lee while he was our assistant manager or coach, big Sam's gravy wiper, I can't remember his role