Leave him alone macca, he's learning to ride a bike there without stabilizers!
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Leave him alone macca, he's learning to ride a bike there without stabilizers!
GwladysBlue
Player Valuation: £70m
Quicker we get him out on loan the better. He’s not developed one bit here in 3 years. He needs to try and prove his worth elsewhere.
Ballly
Player Valuation: £950k
He sits like a statue, becomes part of the machine
Going slow over bumpers but he always plays so clean
He plays by intuition, sometimes gives away the ball
That blonde and long haired local kid
Sure is just ok at football
How do you think he does it? I don't know!
What makes him so cool?
He aint got no attractions, doesn't hear those sirens and bells
Will freeze under the lights a flashin, plays like there's a smell
Will take us to a replay where he usually seems to fall
That blonde and long haired local kid
Surely will get better at football
He's a young potential wizard there has to be a twist, a young local lid that needs to play like he is pissed (angry)!
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Lloydystark
Player Valuation: £35m
I can't help but think the coaches aren't doing there jobs developing our players, whose came through the academy and had a decent PL career in last few years? Barkley maybe but hasn't reached his full potential, Rooney was a different breed.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Mad that people get so obsessed about what other people like to wear.
Lloydystark
Player Valuation: £35m
Patience people, we have don Carlo in charge now, I wouldn't be surprised if tom really kicks on with a decent manager in charge now, and I really don't give a crap what he wears tbf , he's paid to play football end of
Don't mind his clobber at all. Don't think he will be here long term in any case, but his threads are fine.
Howard's Beard
Player Valuation: £750k
I hate this AIDS-tier hot-take every pub bore wants to come out with. As if Tom Davies is sitting at thome like "Ah, can't come in to training today Carlo, gotta let me hair grow. No, won't be in tomorrow either 'cos I'm not wearing jeans you see. I know, I know, if only I had the fashion sense of an overweight, middle-aged da I'd be way more committed to footy like, but thems the brakes."
No, but it's two young lads who have far too much money to spend.
But they've clearly each got their own individual styles and it's not hurting anyone. I just think it's funny.
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