Six things guaranteed this season

[blue61]

1. Win at Anfield
2. Win the FA Cup
3. Lap of appreciation after each home win
4. League Champions
5. DCL top scorer in Europe
6. @davek still moans about something.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

The bed centre announce record sales of new mattresses on merseyside.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Everton will still induce moments of hair pulling, wild eyed madness with schoolboy type error ridden displays.

Probably just at the point we think we have finally gotten a team to compete with the best and against a side we are odds on to beat. Think Fulham last season.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Pickford to gift a derby.

Hugely polarised debate about DCL and Delph

Embarrassing home defeat to a promoted club

Regular forum updates on a player recently sold / loaned abroad accompanied by complaints they could have made a difference (usually during a rocky spell)

@davek triggering half the forum with one post.

 

[john jako]

DCL still causes debate on should he play with only scoring 7 league goals but 'leading the line well'.

Delph becoming a fans favourite by two footing Henderson in the derby.

Digne produces even more greatness then ends up at City.

Pickford has a howler for England which effects his Everton form.

Walcott still starts right wing over Malcolm.

Boa Morte takes over as manager when Silva gets bored.

 

[Chewbacca]

VAR favours the RS

 

[IveGotThe]

1. We
2. Will
3. Win
4. The
5. League
6.

 

[zzebra]

Everton to be the first team to have a perfectly good goal ruled out by VAR.

Everton to be the first team to have a goal against allowed despite VAR showing a clear offside.

The rs to experience the polar opposite of this.

"Still in its infancy, lessons will be learned etc"

All that is a certainty!

 

[trueblue84]

1. Win at Anfield
2. Win the FA Cup
3. Lap of appreciation after each home win
4. League Champions
5. DCL top scorer in Europe
6. @davek still moans about something.

Was looking realistic until number 5, then I knew you were taking the piss.

 

[tommye]

1. We'll win some
2. We'll lose some
3. We'll draw some
4. We won't win the league
5. We won't get relegated
6. The Gwladys will still be full of double denim wools

 

[Lelouch]

People calling for Silva to be sacked every time Everton lose a game

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Everton to be the first team to have a perfectly good goal ruled out by VAR.

Everton to be the first team to have a goal against allowed despite VAR showing a clear offside.

The rs to experience the polar opposite of this.

"Still in its infancy, lessons will be learned etc"

Nailed on

 

[Paul Rideout]

Are we talking the fish or first person shooter here?

Dyslexic god

 

[SeanyD]

nice to see the optimism here

 

[chrissyjack]

1..Early meltdown in the match thread
2...Repeat ad-infinitum
3 . Salah falls over in the tunnel . VAR awards them a penalty
4..Everton ruin the transfer window
5...Everton ruin everyones weekend
6..Koff Everton