Six things guaranteed this season

[summerisle]

A cod @chicoazul thread.

Discontent after four games.
New signing picks up a groin strain, out for three months.
New stadium fan consultation in January.
A mid-season slump.
Bolasie and Niasse head an exciting new strike force against Bournemouth in the last game of the season.
A new transfer thread posted on the 9th August.

 

[Hibbo]

We will finish somewhere between 6th and 11th.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Calvert-Lewin to start 25 games.

Calvert-Lewin to score around 6 goals.

Michael Keane to revert back to his 2017/18 form.

Kurt Zouma to score two hat tricks against us.

Stadium application to be called in for a public enquiry and ultimately binned.

Liverpool to win the quadruple.

 

[Hibbo]

A cod @chicoazul thread.

Are we talking the fish or first person shooter here?

 

[summerisle]

Are we talking the fish or first person shooter here?

I was leaning towards the Old English meaning : scrotum (from which codpiece is derived) ; or perhaps : poor imitation, either will do.

 

[Canuck Darryl]

We will start strong. Tank over the Christmas stretch. Finish strong.
End the season 8th in the table.

 

[LiptonLight]

Ok I’ll try,

in sequential order

1. Welbeck picks up a ruptured Achilles in his Everton debut

2. Without Zouma the team forgets how to zonal mark again..

3. Pickford gets a season long ban after getting in a scruffy bar fight with Steve Bruce

4. Sandro, Mirallas, Bolasie all return from loan early

5. Niasse to score 10+ from the bench

6. Liverpool lose the cup at Goodison again

And who said I wasn’t an optimist!

 

[Tel001]

Derby defeat
DCL up front
Abysmal Xmas run
Good late run of form to reignite hope for the next season
Pickford to hit headlines for off field incident

 

[gaino92]

1. Knocked out the league cup by a mid-low Prem team
2. Injury crisis and have to play Holgate and Gibson centre half with Baines left back
3. Derby defeat leading to xmas period slump
4. Knocked out FA Cup by City in the 3rd Round
5. Everyone fit have a storming end to the season
6. Finish 8th

 

[chrismpw]

Everton to be the first team to have a perfectly good goal ruled out by VAR.

Everton to be the first team to have a goal against allowed despite VAR showing a clear offside.

The rs to experience the polar opposite of this.

"Still in its infancy, lessons will be learned etc"

 

[BornBlue76]

Sandro hits double digits
Lookman hits double digits
Vlasic assists double digits
Zouma is a bench warmer
McCarthy plays over 30 games as a starter
Niasse plays over 15 games for the blues.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

1. Draw the opening game 2-2.

2. Early exit in the League Cup.

3. Bottom of the form table between Nov and Jan.

4. Injuries mean Tom Davies has a run of 10 games at CM, despite a pass competition of 48%, fans are still saying he has potential and to give him time as he’s a local lad.

5. DCL to score 7 goals and get 3 assists, despite playing every game.

6. We finish 8th after winning our last 6 games.

 

[Marius57]

A youth player will come in, score a decent goal and then get booed out the club within 2 seasons.

 

[Jayhow15]

1. We'll win some games

2. We'll lose some games

3. Knocked out of League cup early

4. Fans will hate on DCL, Davies, Coleman and Siggy, probably Bernard this season too.

5. We'll choke in one of the Derbys

6. We'll prob finish outside top 6.

Everton !!

 

[McBain]

There'll be

Booin'
Screwin'
Mooin'
Chewin'
Spewin'
and Calvert Lewin