That Man United tweet but with Everton players

[goodisonopheliac]

In case you don't know what I'm on about:

What would the Everton version be, i.e. which Everton player would you say belongs in which category? And which player is so bad he deserves his own category, and why is it Ashley Williams?

I don't know if any of the current lot are untouchable or world class, but Digne, Bernard, Keane, Richarlison and maaaaybe Pickford are in the Class bit.

 

[COYBL25]

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

DCL potential

 

[KaiserEFC]

All fairly decent but ultimately replaceable?

 

[Jay]

 

[Nymzee]

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Move Dowell up and Jags down to sell/replace and I can live with that.

 

[Prevenger17]

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Just Lolled out loud at the Cocu Martina section

 

[DanEFC92]

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Gueye should be two places higher imo

 

[Toffe3m4n]

 

[MikeH72]

Just Lolled out loud at the Cocu Martina section

Sandro being in there makes it.

 

[Eggs]

...too hard, leave it to Brands.

 

[rochdaleblue]

In case you don't know what I'm on about:

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What would the Everton version be, i.e. which Everton player would you say belongs in which category? And which player is so bad he deserves his own category, and why is it Ashley Williams?

I don't know if any of the current lot are untouchable or world class, but Digne, Bernard, Keane, Richarlison and maaaaybe Pickford are in the Class bit.

That list makes me feel better. Yes we have squandered some money during the Koeman/Walsh era but united have spent over 600m since Fergie left and only have 6 class players or above in their squad.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

The Cuco Martina Section of Crap.

Also, I'd put Baines, Jags and Schneiderlin in the Squad section. Schneiderlin's been OK recently.

 

[Frang]

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Sandro needs his own Ashely young slot.

otherwise spot on