Confirmed Signing Merlin Rohl

[Brisan123]

Absolutely not

I don’t blame you
I’d say you welcome the light relief considering all the crap you have to wade through in here every day
At least the six figure salary helps I suppose

 

[BlueBarrow]

Well looks like Leighton's going to have a new mate to go the coffeehouses and art shows with

Perhaps davek will tag along ?

 

[windymiller]

Did he used to be on BBC radio 5 live with Danny Baker ?

I think they were both on five live but I don't think they did a show together.

 

[Brisan123]

You gotta Röhl with it, you’ve got to take your time, you’ve got to play how you play, Merlin’s magic in the Everton way…

That’s catchy
Just might make the south stand on a trial basis

 

[dachshund]

He's also played almost 2000 games of online chess and is rated 702nd in Germany in that comp..

https://www.chess.com/member/merlinroehl34

He's a proper Renaissance man.

Don't know if this was sarcastic but 702 is his ELO rating which is not very high at all. But would be surprised if he had the time to master chess as well

Edit: That's his lightning chess ELO. His rapid chess ELO is around 1100 which is very respectable

 

[lint]

oh o

That’s catchy
Just might make the south stand on a trial basis

surely you resolve it with:

You gotta Röhl with it, you’ve got to take your time, you’ve got to play how you play, Merlin’s magic is the Everton way…
And it's all too much, for you to take...

However I think i still prefer:

Oh Oh Oh He's Magic
You know..
Tricks Up His Sleeve, Merlin Rohl

Oh Oh Oh He's Magic
You know..
Always believe, Merlin Rohl.

 

[Victus]

I like a footballer who reads for a hobby , no offense Jack I still love you

Yeah like Maupay

 

[Ged G]

….seems like the thread has gone at a tangent, partly down to me.

Anyway, back to Merlin Rohl.

Did you stray offside like that when you played?

 

[Ged G]

Don't know if this was sarcastic but 702 is his ELO rating which is not very high at all. But would be surprised if he had the time to master chess as well

Edit: That's his lightning chess ELO. His rapid chess ELO is around 1100 which is very respectable

That's all a bit stale mate

 

[Blast_of_Cannock]

Don't know if this was sarcastic but 702 is his ELO rating which is not very high at all. But would be surprised if he had the time to master chess as well

Edit: That's his lightning chess ELO. His rapid chess ELO is around 1100 which is very respectable

ELO were a great group. Röhl over Beethoven was quality.

 

[rxyzyxr]

Reminds me of baines a little with his interests

 

[BlueTX]

Are you married with children ?
Have you a day Job
Don’t give it up for a career in music,
Your family can thank me later

No worries, mate. Just a wee bit of fun. Like I knew yer mar when she used to Rock and Röhl.

 

[tellmema]

oh o

surely you resolve it with:

You gotta Röhl with it, you’ve got to take your time, you’ve got to play how you play, Merlin’s magic is the Everton way…
And it's all too much, for you to take...

However I think i still prefer:

Oh Oh Oh He's Magic
You know..
Tricks Up His Sleeve, Merlin Rohl

Oh Oh Oh He's Magic
You know..
Always believe, Merlin Rohl.

Merlin rohl. Rohl.
Always believe Merlin rohl.
He's got the magic you know,
He's gonna get us a goal.
He's indestructible.
We'll always believe in..

Merlin rohl.


Or something like that...

 

[blue61]

We built this city do do do do do do
We built this city on Merlin Rohl.

 

[Miked1e]

We saw him play for Freiburg in Germany,
We knew he must have been about 6ft 3,
Moysie brought him along
So we could sing this song

And we can’t wait to see him
here at Bramley, we mean HD
Playing with Jack, Tyler, Hall and our man illy, yeah, illy…. Singing

We love Merlin Rohl,
Up front, in the middle or at the back
We love Merlin Rohl
Thank f*** we didn’t end up with t*** Soucek