minor things that make you fume

[BlueInNZ]

Taking a dump, and then going through the elaborate ritual: a quick sniff to determine its fragrance, wiping (sometimes two times, sometimes ten times, depending on the circumstances, as you will all be aware), pulling your tweeds up, tucking in, adjusting, spraying (essential in most cases—some of my doings have a pong that have been banned under the Geneva Convention), before walking out and sitting down … only to fart and realise you’ve snapped one off too early and you’ll need to do the whole business all over again.

Just read that to Mrs B , oddly enough while sitting in the departure lounge of Brissy Airport. She's in stitches as she knows that is so me.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Early morning torture, to awake to sleep, to tired to stay up. This old foe.

 

[Kurt.]

People who use to when they should be using too, grrrrrrrrr !!!!

 

[dachshund]

People who use to when they should be using too, grrrrrrrrr !!!!

That makes me fume to!

 

[Kurt.]

That makes me fume to!

Is it to much too ask people to spell correctly

 

[dachshund]

Is it to much too ask people to spell correctly

Also, people who subsitute letters 4 numbers. I don't ever want 2 see that nonsense again.

 

[RalphDring]

We near quite near to the railway station and every so often they do maintenance, doesn’t ever bother me but last night there was some bloke whilst “working” had to shout and screech like a banshee at around 2 in the morning onwards, even with the windows closed you could still hear it, absolute weapon of the highest order.

 

[Connor mcloud]

One of the binmen shouting all over the street, effin an blinding to his mate at 7am

 

[April1970]

My local chippy has changed its supplier and the new fish cakes are nowhere near as good as the old ones.

 

[Caso01]

06:25, some knob ‘ed having a chat to his tart on the phone via speaker - because everyone wants to know the prosaic in’s and out’s of you morning and plans for the day you boring selfish scruff.

Commuting via the train is so trying.

Find out where she lives and rattle her while he’s in work.

 

[degsy]

My local chippy has changed its supplier and the new fish cakes are nowhere near as good as the old ones.

Used to love those ones with the lumpy bright orange batter

 

[summerisle]

Ffs.

 

[GlosBlue]

People posting '' in the transfer threads with nothing else.

 

[jaycee]

Went the shops before, sitting outside is a homeless fella so I ask him if he wants anything to eat or drink, asks me to get sausage rolls, crisp, sandwich and a strawberry milkshake, so I get them and because it was really hot I got a couple of bottles of water, get outside give him whatever slummy I have plus the stuff he asked for, hand him the water and he complains its not flavoured, he can do one next time I go there

 

[Andyramone]

Apologies if these have been mentioned before; Personalised Car number plates, especially when they almost make a name,nauseating.
Football speak,transition, False nine,no backlift,between the lines,inverted whatever, what a load of rubbish 🗑