The Dead Thread

[Kurt.]

Glen Michael, STV children's entertainer dies aged 99 | Glasgow Times https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news...ns-entertainer-dies-aged-99/?dicbo=v2-f0vN5cC
Scots of a certain age will remember him.

Never trust a man with 2 first names

*taps nose

 

[blue61]

Never trust a man with 2 first names

*taps nose

Is your 2nd name Burt by any chance?

 

[Kurt.]

Is your 2nd name Burt by any chance?

No my friend, you can safely trust me

 

[Rita_Poon]

No my friend, you can safely trust me

D'Flirt?

 

[Kurt.]

D'Flirt?

D’pert

 

[Rita_Poon]

I wonder who it'll be...

 

[Cecil]

Is your 2nd name Burt by any chance?

No, it’s Blert.

 

[magicjuan]

A strange post indeed, all I can think Lucifer was an Angel.

That is actually correct

 

[Kurt.]

No, it’s Blert.

Yer mar calls me Kurt d’squirt …. No idea why.

I call her the mounting fountain.

 

[Rita_Poon]

I wonder who it'll be...

Yer mar calls me Kurt d’squirt …. No idea why.

I call her the mounting fountain.

Not even the bookies saw this one...

 

[Cecil]

Yer mar calls me Kurt d’squirt …. No idea why.

I call her the mounting fountain.

Did she give you a milk enema?

 

[Kurt.]

Did she give you a milk enema?

I never divulge secrets about a lady

 

[Eggs]

….former Met Police Chief, Ian Blair aged 72. Only watching a documentary on 7/7 bombings with him this week;

 

[Blue 1]

RIP The unacceptable face of Thatcherism - amid fierce competition it must be said.

Hope the P stands for piss.

 

[summerisle]

UK's oldest WW2 veteran Donald Rose dies, aged 110

Donald Rose survived the D-Day landings and was awarded the French Legion of Honour.

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