We’ll post some pics of hunks for them to drool over
I’m sure you have a secret stash
You just upped the head patting misogyny to 200% sir, well done I suppose.
You just upped the head patting misogyny to 200% sir, well done I suppose.
BramleyMoore2024
Player Valuation: £750k
Why oh why do we seemingly take an eternity to get signings over the line. Barry signing being a prime example. Is it me or do other clubs make it bids get fee etc agreed, couple of days later signing confirmed. Is it down to the endless haggling over fees.
Mods??? PLZ.Imagine to misogeny of assuming the sexuality of all the female blues on here being heterosexual! Not to mention the latent homophobia!!
Who would do such a thing?
What topic
We ain’t signing anybody
I think sometimes stories, are leaked far to early. It takes a long time to do, deals. As for haggling fees and wages. Don't forget the less we spend on a player, the more we have left for the next player.
My advice to you is between now and then buy some thick rubber sheets
You will need them as we are all going to be sorely disappointed ( as usual ) with this window
I’m glad someone had the spheres to say what we are all thinking
Who's_up_for_cumpkins?
Player Valuation: £10m
Right Winger - who do we all want?
Based on who we've been linked with I've listed them in order of preference
Bakayoko
Kubo
Hutchinson
Doak
Fellows
Harrison (lol)
I'll be brutally honest I've seen little of Doak/Fellows so prepared to be persuaded they're better. Also if the fee quoted is accurate think Hutchison is a bit overpriced so he's moved down.
Also not included Mcatee as I think he's a bit more of a hybrid attacking midfielder cum winger and not the quickest. Although being greedy I'd have him aswell
Based on who we've been linked with I've listed them in order of preference
Bakayoko
Kubo
Hutchinson
Doak
Fellows
Harrison (lol)
I'll be brutally honest I've seen little of Doak/Fellows so prepared to be persuaded they're better. Also if the fee quoted is accurate think Hutchison is a bit overpriced so he's moved down.
Also not included Mcatee as I think he's a bit more of a hybrid attacking midfielder cum winger and not the quickest. Although being greedy I'd have him aswell
BainesontoastNEW
Player Valuation: £40m
We've signed Alcaraz.
We've given Branthwaite and Gana new contracts.
Barry is tentatively "agreed".
We've also appointed a completely new team of people who are responsible for your aforementioned rebuild. There's things going on, don't doubt the process.
Bristol Blue
Player Valuation: £15m
The dialogue being:
Everton: “Can we have McAtee for real cheap?”
Man City: “No.”
Everton: “Can we have McAtee for real cheap?”
Man City: “No.”
Kaiser Soysauce
Player Valuation: £10m
I have a onesie made of nappy material. Good to go.
It’s right that we doubt the process. If we’re not doubting processes after everything that’s happened over the past 30 years then we deserve everything we get.
It’s certainly not at the panic stage yet but there’s no point denying most of us expected more to have been done by now. Getting a couple of people to sign new contracts is hardly impressive work, especially considering there were more who we wanted to stay and didn’t. We have a lot to do, at some point we’re going to have to start actually doing it.
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