Never be rid of him.
Pabbers
Player Valuation: £60m
I don't do any crying mate, im not one of the new super bloos.
How long is the deal?
GREAT shout. Perfect DCL replacement. Get it done, TFG.
Fonzy
Player Valuation: £1m
F’ck off
BainesontoastNEW
Player Valuation: £40m
A Chelsea-esque 7-year job.
Had the chance to he a hero, ride off into the sunset with an oversized cowboy hat on, Billy big balls draping over the side of his horse in celebration of a clean sheet against Newcastle and the win against Fulham away
But oh no, Terry Tugboat thinks life on the bench is far more appealing than going out into the big wide world and screwing up someone else's defence.
It's not only ruined my weekend, it's ruined my Christmas.
CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED, THANK YOU TERRY TUGBOAT
But oh no, Terry Tugboat thinks life on the bench is far more appealing than going out into the big wide world and screwing up someone else's defence.
It's not only ruined my weekend, it's ruined my Christmas.
CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED, THANK YOU TERRY TUGBOAT
Michaelcoyb
Transfer Window Time Keeper
2+1 year, player has the option
Toffeelover
Player Valuation: £80m
He will never leave knows when he is onto a good thing.
Fonzy
Player Valuation: £1m
Had the chance to he a hero, ride off into the sunset with an oversized cowboy hat on, Billy big balls draping over the side of his horse in celebration of a clean sheet against Newcastle and the win against Fulham away
But oh no, Terry Tugboat thinks life on the bench is far more appealing than going out into the big wide world and screwing up someone else's defence.
It's not only ruined my weekend, it's ruined my Christmas.
CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED, THANK YOU TERRY TUGBOAT
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