Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

[CielosGrises]

Is Messi Dyche-fit though ?

Oh wait he's gone, flashback nightmare

 

[windymiller]

Watched him last night,think he could still do a job for us.

No resale value, though, which is a worry.

 

[Blue peter]

Kean-no! Where’s JB and Idrissa contracts?

Keano’s tippexed JB’s name and signature out and put his in instead, the little scamp.

 

[Tipp blue]

Be great to get both him and Fred.

Should give him a bell anyway, "well Messi lad, how do you fancy leading us out in our brand new ground you can be captain and all ..... No alright then thanks for taking our call"

 

[MikeH72]

I know it’s obviously not happening anyway, and it’s been dead funny memeing about how our fans would complain about signing Messi for the last 15 years, however right now at 38 he genuinely would be an awful signing.

 

[Rita_Poon]

ALL THE AWARDS

run, run fast!

 

[Delargeinho]

It’s astonishing how many kids have Inter Miami shirts - all over the world - because of him.

There’s zero chance of it happening, but in the fantasy land where he joined Everton for 6 months, it’d be absurdly transformational for our profile.

I just had these weird thoughts that Messi joins us not fully fit, Dyche was still our manager and has to watch Doucoure playing his position from the bench.

 

[Rita_Poon]

I just had these weird thoughts that Messi joins us not fully fit, Dyche was still our manager and has to watch Doucoure playing his position from the bench.

Yeah a vindaloo and a load of pints in this weather is likely to induce stress dreams. When you're wearing lederhosen and chanting Sanskrit in the same dream it's probably time for a break.

 

[Tipp blue]

Charly and Messi the backbone of Argentina for years to come both gracing Hill Dickinson.

 

[allen]

I just had these weird thoughts that Messi joins us not fully fit, Dyche was still our manager and has to watch Doucoure playing his position from the bench.

You just know Dyche would favour Doucs. He’s a known quantity.

 

[blue to the bone]

What are we doin talking about Messi.
Off topic warnings needed here mods

 

[formerly manx toffee]

When does the ritual fapping begin ?

 

[DanB90]

The lads full of walkers crisps, really let himself go, swerve.

Leicester it is then.

 

[Neiler]

Should give him a bell anyway, "well Messi lad, how do you fancy leading us out in our brand new ground you can be captain and all ..... No alright then thanks for taking our call"

"Can i go karting with Ossie?"

 

[Delargeinho]

What are we doin talking about Messi.
Off topic warnings needed here mods

Good that there are not bunch of leaks on one hand, but frightening it's as quiet as there is not much missed with off topic, shouldn't be the sense here tho.