John from Bootle
Player Valuation: £20m
You're the worst Mr Happy, laughing away there. Goals per game and goals per season aren't the same are they, that's moronic.
Of course they're not the same, not literally anyway, but they're both perfectly valid units of judging a players goal output.
How can you say you've never seen a striker judged on goals per season before? Surely you know that any club worth their salt wants the much sought after '20 goals a season' striker?