Blue peter
Player Valuation: £35m
You old romanticI'd crawl over broken glass to hear her fart down a walkie talkie.



You old romanticI'd crawl over broken glass to hear her fart down a walkie talkie.
Interesting fetish, but I'm just going to say it, if it wasn't for her cup size nobody would be even vaguely bothered.
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Well everyone was melting down the other day because he scored and was therefore gonna be off to Real Madrid, so what is it we want exactly? Just for him to not play football?
“he played last night”
Correct. That is what he said in response to a Liverpool Echo journalist commenting on possible interest in Andrei Kanchelskis, just 'her' was 'him' in Royle's quip.Pretty sure thats a Joe Royle quote!
That's very informative, thank you for sharing.
Might I enquire as to your opinion on said players performance during the match he played in?
He was [Poor language removed]
Bad enough to make you wish you'd never heard of him, or just bad enough to keep his price from increasing?
It's all we can do,the Prem is littered with strikers who on paper had good scoring records and the experience required to make it,but failed miserably.The latter. To be honest it’s one I’ll trust the scouting team with as I have no idea how good he might be in the premier league
Never have seen the appeal. Grim weird looking face and a horrid voice.
A bit like Kyle Walker...
This’ll be why you’re a virginNever have seen the appeal. Grim weird looking face and a horrid voice.
A bit like Kyle Walker...
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As if YOUR kicking that out of bed!
Get picture a yourself on here and we'll all judge if we wanna sleep with you!
Swine
Anyway back on topic I suppose.
My hind brain contextualises Sweeney into this question.Didn’t cover himself in glory with that performance did he?!!!
ARGHHHH SWINE!!!YOU'RE?