2024/25 Idrissa Gueye

ElGato said:
I am once again asking for an Idrissa Gana Gueye chant to the tune of Shaddap You Face by Joe Dolce

Idrissa Gana Gueye? Hey! Gotta no respect?
What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah shaddap-a you face!

Needs a bit of work. Welcome amendments
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Great effort mate but I'd personally prefer Mel & Kim's 80s classic "respectable"

Gueye, Gueye, Gueye, Gueye, G-G-G-G Gueye Gueye
Please believe us, he's better than Jesus
U ain't ever gonna beat Iddrissa Gueye

I'd like all Evertonians to do some 80s body popping robot dance when singing the Gueye intro as well.
 

maccavennie said:
Great effort mate but I'd personally prefer Mel & Kim's 80s classic "respectable"

Gueye, Gueye, Gueye, Gueye, G-G-G-G Gueye Gueye
Please believe us, he's better than Jesus
U ain't ever gonna beat Iddrissa Gueye

I'd like all Evertonians to do some 80s body popping robot dance when singing the Gueye intro as well.
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I've read some terrible chants over the years on here, but this is class.
 
Talking of chants the funniest I've heard is the cockney voiced Gillingham fans singing The Last Waltz (one for the oldies).
Don't know how to put it on here but its a thing of beauty at the same time as being hilarious.
 
maccavennie said:
Great effort mate but I'd personally prefer Mel & Kim's 80s classic "respectable"

Gueye, Gueye, Gueye, Gueye, G-G-G-G Gueye Gueye
Please believe us, he's better than Jesus
U ain't ever gonna beat Iddrissa Gueye

I'd like all Evertonians to do some 80s body popping robot dance when singing the Gueye intro as well.
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Well played
 


maccavennie said:
Great effort mate but I'd personally prefer Mel & Kim's 80s classic "respectable"

Gueye, Gueye, Gueye, Gueye, G-G-G-G Gueye Gueye
Please believe us, he's better than Jesus
U ain't ever gonna beat Iddrissa Gueye

I'd like all Evertonians to do some 80s body popping robot dance when singing the Gueye intro as well.
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I have been having psychotic episodes of late and during them I’m prone to fitting songs around our players names. Been playing with this one to the tune of ‘Do the walk of life’ by Dire Straits

Jordan Pickford’s a f*****g monster! He hates the barcodes and he makes them pay
Mykolenko and James Tarkowski clearing every single ball away
Jake Obrien and Jarrad Branthwaite, oh yeah, the boys can play
Dedication, devotion, but none of them can tackle like Gana Gueye

He’s a boss little wrecking ball from Senegal
You’ll try and get past him but he’ll take the ball away
He’s f*****g boss, our little gana gueye
Iddrissa gana gueye
Der der, do da der de der der der woohoo

;)
 

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