We didn't play football and he didn't take shots on goal with the ball so how could we ever have expected him to score goals.
Love this line.
It's not true at all and is a massive exaggeration to excuse Dom's failings but it warms my heart every time someone pretends he couldn't have done any better then what he's managed in the last four years.
It's not his fault he didn't score.
It's the manager, the coaches, the tactics, the other players in the team, the service is wrong, the sun was in his eyes, goals are overrated anyway it's far more important that we get the rest of the team up the pitch so that they can set up a chance for someone other than the striker because it's no longer their job to score the goals.