El Crapico: Spurse vs ManUre

[verreauxi]

Folks, with all the mayhem and bad news out there what world needs right now is a Europa League final between two major [checks notes] um...powerhouses, who just happen to sit 16th and 17th the same league. ManUre is robotically commanded by Rubin Interim while Spurse are guided by an individual who looks like he is the head line-cook at an all-night diner. Both managers are known for their aggressive style of self-pity coupled with palpable indifference.

Sure Spurs and ManUre are dire but can they do it on a warm balmy night in Bilbao?

 

[Bryan+]

In sensational fashion, both teams conspire to lose the first ever football match.

 

[tsubaki]

Folks, with all the mayhem and bad news out there what world needs right now is a Europa League final between two major [checks notes] um...powerhouses, who just happen to sit 16th and 17th the same league. ManUre is robotically commanded by Rubin Interim while Spurse are guided by an individual who looks like he is the head line-cook at an all-night diner. Both managers are known for their aggressive style of self-pity coupled with palpable indifference.

Sure Spurs and ManUre are dire but can they do it on a warm balmy night in Bilbao?

Imagine being an Athletic Bilbao fan and half to watch the (adjusted for money spent) two worst sides in the EPL drool and stumble their way to a disgraceful spectacle - one of whom absolutely battered Athletic.

 

[Ray Purchase]

Taxi for that Aussie bloke, if Spurs lose this one.

 

[DanB90]

Whoever wins, football loses.

 

[Yarrgh]

The two worst league teams not to be relegated are playing a European final.

This is not what this tournament was meant for. It was only there if 1 team and not 2 teams from the Scab 6 ballsed up a season.

 

[matty1878]

Whoever wins, football loses.

all day

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Be the biggest anti-climax of all time if United win this tbh.

For all the pelters they've been getting for years now over their spectacular decline in the league, they still somehow manage to win stuff anyway. Does my head in.

 

[Rodebaard]

Really can't decide who I'd rather win. Probably Spurs, but it's not easy. If Spurs win the Man U fume would be epic and I really don't like that lizard Ratcliff. Also the confusion that it would bring about at spurs in terms of sacking Postecoglou or not would be interesting

 

[Walken]

Harold Bishop whinging while finishing 17th at spurs is making it very hard to find a team to cheer on

 

[JLW]

I want it to be Spurs, cant stand Utd.

 

[Bryan+]

I want it to be Spurs, cant stand Utd.

Have come hate Spurs, especially that bellend manager. At least Amorin has history and a bit of experience of winning trophies. Ange had won tinpot trophies.

 

[JLW]

Have come hate Spurs, especially that bellend manager. At least Amorin has history and a bit of experience of winning trophies. Ange had won tinpot trophies.

I'm the opposite mate, hate Man Utd and would like to see Ange put his middle finger up to the media.

I actually like Amorin but not at the club he's at.

 

[Wat Tyler]

Keep reading it’s “Bilbao or bust” for United.

Yet regardless they’re buying Cunha for 62m and Delap for 30m.

 

[toffee82]

Keep reading it’s “Bilbao or bust” for United.

Yet regardless they’re buying Cunha for 62m and Delap for 30m.

They've recently reported over £300m in losses over three years.

Wonder how many points Everton will get docked for that!