Weird Everton superstitions

[Bluebonic]

Fairly sure you actually do this. Not 100%, like.

My true superstition is to go to the match with no money. My detractors will claim its because I am a minge-bag, but I maintain it is a genuine superstition! ps I have no data to prove it is successful or not?

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Never masturbate the morning of a derby game.

The euphoria quickly evaporates and is replaced by inevitable sorrow come full time.

 

[chrismpw]

1. We never lose when I visit my sister's house on the south coast ... this includes Farrelly's relegation saving goal in the 90s. It was a baking hot day and everyone was outside apart from me following the match on the radio. They thought I was dying when I roared as he scored. Those were the days I was passionate about togger.
2. We lose badly if I'm doing DIY at the time. I refer to the winter of misery the year I was refitting the bathroom and teams worked out that Bobby M didn't coach defence.
3. We don't do well unless I wear my lucky Everton shirt. I don't have a lucky Everton shirt.

 

[micknick]

Whenever I put an Everton player in my fantasy team they go to turd. So I stay away from adding them even though I was tempted top add a defender in...

 

[ChesterBlue]

Whenever my dad watches the game we play crap

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

The new park end stand done nothing for our fortunes.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

I'm not a wool ,but once I wore an everton top to a game, we got beat 1-0.

 

[helpimonfire]

Whenever I watch the game on telly we always seem to lose.
If I listen to it on the radio we always seem to win.

Sometimes If I have been working and listening on radio and we are winning I will dash home to watch on the telly... Then we concede of course

Smash your TV mate.

 

[helpimonfire]

I have OCD (I really do) so I have enough obsessions to handle without worrying about Everton.

As for superstitions? I probably do the same boo every game .

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I have OCD (I really do) so I have enough obsessions to handle without worrying about Everton.

As for superstitions? I probably do the same boo every game .

Is it a short boo, or a long drawn out boooooooo?

 

[BlueStevie35]

I always kiss the badge on my shirt the morning of a weekend game, doesn’t effect a result either way but it’s just something I’ve done for years

If we have a midweek game and I’m finishing work, unless it’s an 8pm KO I won’t get a stream up past kick off time as we’re likely to be losing or be in a bore draw

 

[AsiaAsia82]

If we’re away from home and I’m out and about on match day I invariably don’t check the score until after the game because I can guarantee as soon as I check the other team score at that moment. Worst is when they’ve played 6 extra mins, I think they’ve finished so turn on and some c’*t then notches for the others right at death.

 

[Andy McGurk]

I've kept up my dad's tradition of keep female members of our family, especially my mums side, out of the living room during a live game. He forever blames my nan for losing against Man Utd in 85 Cup final because she said "don't worry they'll score in a minute" at 0-0 at half time during extra time. 37 years that tradition.

I also never sit in the main stand as the last 2 games I sat there were a 3 nil loss to Tranmere, and a 2 nil derby loss in 2009 where my car broke down in the pouring rain on the way home. Ah yes, my girlfriend at the time dumped me that day too.

 

[Hackbread]

Smash your TV mate.

If we lose today I can't be blamed, I will be there in person which so far doesn't have any superstition attached to it

 

[ToffeeTim]

If I go out running on the morning of a game, I always wear my Everton hat