Recent content by TheAlmightyFloater

Not to worry he'll just take out a dodgy loan from the literal devil himself at 3000% interest

Why are they fighting over the penalty when they will get plenty of other chances to score

In tribute to our new owners Mosh has demanded we concede another 3 goals before the 77th minute.

"please tell your boss I'm normally not like this and to fire in £22m bid in the Summer ok thanks pal see you in 15 minutes"

What's the penalty if we refuse to come out for the 2nd half and the match is abandoned? Just thinking we would be better off going up the tunnel and straight into the bus to preserve what little goal difference we have left.

I did not know that - thank you! Did MSP have to go through the PL test originally? Or was their interest vetoed by RMF before it progressed that far? If so they'll probably sail through given that the PL approved 777.

Would he though if MSP own 50%+1? He's then free to sell the rest of his shares to the next highest bidder knowing there's no PL test to become the 2nd biggest shareholder. And the club's value would increase if MSP can right the ship and fund the stadium so he might get more for half his...

Ok so as I (barely) understand it: MSP tried to buy a stake in the club which RMF vetoed. Then 777 come on the scene and are immediately recognised by literally everyone except the Premier League as dodgy. 777 and the PL have then fumbled their way along the "fit and proper" test route with...

Our hands though:

We've essentially entered into an abusive relationship. They have deliberately saddled us with ridiculous debts which no other investor will want to take on while positioning themselves as our only hope to avoid administration. Classic relationship "negging" and gaslighting and any good owner...

Following Everton these past years has felt more like pointless self-flagellation with no hope of ever seeing the promised land. My head can't quite make sense of just how much my heart has invested itself in this pit of absolute despair. If we've narrowly avoided catastrophe it's only...

Can't fit his wheelchair in the studio

Can we all please remember that people will be vaulted when, in two years time, he refuses to play against Tranmere in a pre-season friendly while trying to force a £45m move to Newcastle. #FreeWeeWillieG

It's a clue - the arrow points to whatever brick the Arteta money is stuffed behind.