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    Summer Transfer Window 2017

    If Mbappe goes to PSG, I would ask them to name their price for Cavani! ......and then pay it.
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    Ross Barkley

    Trust me I'm a Stomach - Cliff Richard
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    How bad was it at work/wherever today?

    I work with a couple of older reds who are well beyond teasing and pi*s taking. Instead, the normal brainless offerings are replaced with a sense of pity and "ahh poor Everton, maybe next time eh?" plaudits. Much in the same way a Father may reassure his despondent son on school sports day...
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    Everton Transfer Thread 2016

    Grosicki going to Burnley lol
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    Everton Transfer Thread 2016

    Naa he's still in the frame
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    Everton Transfer Thread 2016

    No whey man!
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    Everton Transfer Thread 2016

    Joe Max-Moore?
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    Transfer Window Thread

    Yamaka-lenko? What Jew all think? People say he's not signing, but he Israeli.
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    Transfer Window Thread

    Why should you never wear Ukranian underpants? Chernobyl Fallout
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    Transfer Window Thread

    Yarma Police?
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    Transfer Window Thread

    Ripping Yarms?
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    Transfer Window Thread

    BREAKING NEWS EVERTON REJECT £20M BID FROM CHELSEA FOR JOHN STONES
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    Gerard Deulofeu - Once a Blue, always a Blue

    Poundland Lukaku!
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    Summer Transfer Window - Credible Rumours Only Please

    Kovacic off to the RS it would seem?
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