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He did a brilliant backwards knock down yesterday, 1st half! But no one was on that same wavelength

A pacey right winger

His performance last night was everything you want from a number 9. Takes him up to 7 goals for the season (6 in the league)... It'd be great to see him push to 10 goals for the season and have a good summer break to have him fresh and fully...

Hope that utter weirdo who ranted nonsenically about him "wearing bras and knickers" is getting it in the neck. The abuse this lad has gotten over the last few years has been a disgrace.

Fans can criticise players when they don’t perform to the level they should but then it’s only fair to say this lad was magnificent last night , top performance

He was very very good last night, pretty much back to what he was before his big quad tear a couple of years ago. He has been showing steady improvement for the past month or so, I wonder if, after his relatively injury free season, he is finally...

Aside from being a rock defensively he's probably got a Lescott type season in him where he can get like 6-10 goals. Might not be for us but he just has a presence in the box and good with his feet

He needs better players around him. His best season was under Carlo when we had Sig, James, and Digne who can all put a ball inn and have vision. We don’t have anybody like that now other than Gomes.

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But ive got into yours. You've been sitting here for months waiting for a performance I love you are having your day. All that tension is being released. Its spadges day.

Nothing more iconic than an Everton number 9 heading one in from a corner at the street end against the RS under the lights. Pure dopamine that.

Look at Arnold on the 3rd replay, absolutely crapped himself lol

You couldn't get into anyone's head. Blues have been laughing at the bedwetting INCELs. Know your place lid. ;)