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Aguero ahead of Zlatan is madness. Balotelli being anywhere on the list is madness. Gerrard and Lampard being on the list proves it was compiled by someone who's not been to a game in 8 years.

Yakubu took that.

Rathbone quit, he didn't "get the heave ho"

The good folks of Thames House are already reading what we're saying, the snooping, vile beings, they'll stop at nothi..........................................

Hi Mike what did you have for tea mate?

Reyes had murder eyes.

It won't suck itself.

Best piece of advice I ever got was "There's no winter break in the beaver hunting season."

I'd Imagine if you got a taxi outside the ground, there'd be a few Jealous Guys trying to get home, but as long as you're not on Borrowed Time, you should get home to your Woman, or maybe your Mother, in time to have a Happy Xmas (War is Over)

Marley and Me. Not even arsed in the slightest. Last year's John Lewis Christmas ad got me too.

Gary Neville is the best "second man" Sky have. Which isn't hard really, given the rest are gash. But Neville is a cracking pundit.

RACISM KLAXON

Decent.

Had a great game again today, probably our best player. BUT HE CANT'S DEFEND SO WE'D BETTER GET HIBBERT IN FOR STOKE

Have you tried dipping your phone in sawdust?