Goat

Know what ??? I thought something similar the other day . Weird .
Can't wait for Jimminy Cricket to come back . HE IS GETTIN' IT !!!
Cheers , kid .

I love you x

That last one really did make me laugh Goat.

Well done. Gold Star for you.

You'd know everything there is to know about Epic Fails wouldn't you.

Oh and I don't think the missus' rabbit counts as your womb raider lid.

comes in and admires the new decorating*

spits on floor and nails Goat's bird*

One question for you: Have I ever denied being a Belg?

Never said he was badly gash, it's just he proved to be an awful lot better for Everton then I expected. Just don't play him at right back.

Btw, if you send Johnny to my house, I'll send Fellaini in return. You've still got some explaining to do towards him.

The details of my life are quite inconsequential. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.

I will never, EVER eat Oxtail soup again because of that link.

hyperventilates*

That's f*cking brilliant.

I still struggle to remove the image from my mind.

howls*

Hahaha. The new cat went for it.

was about to thank you for the info on the thread mate. Then I typed hello into google. You wrong'un.
have you typed "french military victories" in google and hit "I'm feeling lucky"?

Type " hello" in google and click Im feeling lucky.

Thank me.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.