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    Relegation 23/24 Thread

    windymiller: 1 everyone else: 0
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    2023/24 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

    I feel bad for the kid. I wish him nothing but luck. But I think he and Everton need to part ways. It’s just one of those things. It’s just not going to work.
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    Who's next after Benitez - Poll reset 25th Jan

    My guess is that Lampard passes! Everton That!
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    Vitor Pereira

    Absolutely NOT!
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    Wayne Rooney… A simple yes or no?

    Don’t know if he is saying “hurry up” but he is definitely leaving the door wide, WIDE open for Everton to make that approach.
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    Who's next after Benitez - Poll reset 25th Jan

    We are right and truly screwed here. The options right now are desperate at best. No one is going to want to play for us. The players we have are going to be looking for an exit as soon as possible if we don’t get this appointment right. Recycling managers just signals mid-table mediocrity. Of...
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    Who's next after Benitez - Poll reset 25th Jan

    ????????
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    New Everton motto

    “Et Nos Erant’iens Deacendit, Cito” We’re going down, quickly
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    New Everton Manager

    Every day of every hour of every minute of every second that this madness continues, the more I hate Carlo Ancelotti. I’m am serious too. I find myself hoping that his wife gets a chronic case of diarrhea. Or I find myself hoping that the gerbil Carlo shoves in Florentino Perez’s anus gets...
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    New Everton Manager

    If this is “The Peoples Club,” then the people are mental ffs.
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    New Everton Manager

    Agreed!
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    New Everton Manager

    For at least the first month, when handling media appearances, the manager MUST mention how Everton is a “big” club. It must be injected into every interview, as often as possible. It would be most effective if it were mentioned when talking about something totally unrelated. When being asked...
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    New Everton Manager

    Don’t forget that the wife CANNOT decorate the Christmas tree with red lights! If she does, ship her and her husband’s sorry asses to Barca!
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    New Everton Manager

    The longer this saga goes, the more I am starting to feel the same way. I don't have the disdain for Rafael that some folks do, but I certainly don't think he is a good choice. Having said that, I think he would be much MUCH less inclined to take other offers should he find success here.
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    New Everton Manager

    Oh, what I would give for a nice flight-tracker from say Milan or maybe Paris right about now.
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