Recent content by ElPorto

TLDR; What did he say behind the paywall then?

Give it to Dunc for the rest of the season. Literally can't be any worse and showed last time that he can get a tune out of this shithouse squad. If he fails, all those that have wanted him out of the club get their wish. Anyone coming in from the outside doesn't have the time to impose their...

The panic at this disco is rather frightening... can't say I've missed it

The fume from our own fans is enough for me to be happy about him. Just imagine the levels of fume from other fans if we actually do just rain money on Porto to get him... I need a shower

For those that don't have twitter this means the players official account just followed a random Everton fan

Anyone mentioned yet how he looks like Özil on Ket?

I've heard the story mate just plenty of crazy alt accounts on here from sad and lonely people that I wasn't sure how true that this is actually he from the story. That's all

HELL yeah!!!

This!! This between 2 burnt pieces of bread smothered in melted off milk

They just look stupid AF

It's looking like we're his best option for a season long loan while he figures out his long term future. All for that myself. All parties are safe and it can always be made permanent next summer. Once Everton has touched you and all that jazz...

Stekelenburg made a few good saves and people are thinking he's better than Hart... crazy times we live in...

News on the stadium, you reckon? Won't be any player signings - just for those that may be clutching too many staws