Would you have Bendtner?

[Bilbo]

There's worse out there.

 

[Allezfan]

Most of us would, I think, but he wouldn't have us so who cares?

 

[Goat]

I would rather boil my eye in hot oil.

 

[icburns]

I would rather boil my eye in hot oil.

Sounds about right.

 

[nickydisco]

no sorry, just dont rate him, but then beggers cant be choosers

 

[kenada_blue]

he free and likes his wages made out of twiglets? then sign him up

 

[TheFinnFan]

 

[Hibbert&Ernie]

Not even to carry the magic sponge.

 

[VaguelyBrown]

I would still like to see what he could do here which, I know, makes me both in the minority and a bit of a knob.

Still reckon he could do a job though, and can even play in one of those fancy-dan 4-2-3-1 formations as one of the roaming 3 up top.

I don't think he'll stay in the country though if he leaves the arse, tbh.

 

[keverton]

Most of us would, I think, but he wouldn't have us so who cares?

Sorry mate not for me, to far up his own arse, no where near as good as he thinks he is and i am not sure i would want him on a free, he is seriously gash. And just incase i have not made it clear i don't rate him

 

[tony hibberts right foot]

Hes as fkin nimble as big vic after a plate full of pukka pies and just as lethal in front of goal. An hes a mardy arsd fcker at the best of times so its a no from me.

 

[VaguelyBrown]

Just read a quote from the lad that he is already talking to clubs, but won't name them.

So, fingers crossed, eh lads? Lads?










Lads?

 

[Tubey]

I'd rather get a divorce and have a sex change than have Bendtner play for Everton.

 

[RFUS]

I'd rather get a divorce and have a sex change than have Bendtner play for Everton.

Yeah but you're a woman trapped in a man's body, and as such your marriage is on the rocks.

Or are you saying Bendtner is rubbish? That can't be true because he's said he's the best player in the world at least 14 times. And Danes can't lie.

 

[Allezfan]

Okay, so when I said 'most of us would', I clearly meant 'me and no fecker else would'.