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Anustart
you know what I mean, softlad
Oh aye, sailor. Oh aye.
This is alright this.
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Oh aye, sailor. Oh aye.
Yeah. Had a large pot of starters. And Vaseline Intensive Care, just in case. Went off eating mince for a while, too
spikeman
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This made me laugh for some reason:
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You: hello?
Stranger: M/f?
You: m
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You: hello?
Stranger: M/f?
You: m
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spikeman
Player Valuation: £50m
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Stranger: cute female?
You: me?
Stranger: yea?
You: nah, more like suppppeeeerrrrr hot male, if your into that?
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Stranger: cute female?
You: me?
Stranger: yea?
You: nah, more like suppppeeeerrrrr hot male, if your into that?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You should answer F 19 Sweden. Ask if they want to see you naked on MSN and give a false MSN address...whatever@Hotmail.com . Then imagine some sad bugger waiting with his wang out
Basil Fawlty
Player Valuation: £35m
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: hi
Stranger: Hey wanna have a volks party w/ me??/?
You: sure
Stranger: oh cool
You: whats one og them
You: *of
Stranger: Come to the federal building in your town
Stranger: with
Stranger: a big red hat
Stranger: and
You: don't do red mate, i'm an evertonian
Stranger: swoop your hand under your chin and yell "VOLKS PARTY!"
You: Then do you get in your Volks wagon?
Stranger: and then
Stranger: commit h8 crimz
Stranger: okay?
You: Like supporting Liverpool FC you mean?
Stranger: Yes.
You: Sound lid
Stranger: l-v pool is my fav team
Stranger: I
Stranger: fap to johnny kilgore
You: Who's he?
Stranger: the best soccer player on the world stage
You: Never heard of him lad
Stranger: oh
You: Landon Donovan ROCKS
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: isn't he an yank
You: Aren't you?
Stranger: is he not anhero
You: My hero
Stranger: wanna come to my house
Stranger: I live near tottenham
You have disconnected.
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: Hey wanna have a volks party w/ me??/?
You: sure
Stranger: oh cool
You: whats one og them
You: *of
Stranger: Come to the federal building in your town
Stranger: with
Stranger: a big red hat
Stranger: and
You: don't do red mate, i'm an evertonian
Stranger: swoop your hand under your chin and yell "VOLKS PARTY!"
You: Then do you get in your Volks wagon?
Stranger: and then
Stranger: commit h8 crimz
Stranger: okay?
You: Like supporting Liverpool FC you mean?
Stranger: Yes.
You: Sound lid
Stranger: l-v pool is my fav team
Stranger: I
Stranger: fap to johnny kilgore
You: Who's he?
Stranger: the best soccer player on the world stage
You: Never heard of him lad
Stranger: oh
You: Landon Donovan ROCKS
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: isn't he an yank
You: Aren't you?
Stranger: is he not anhero
You: My hero
Stranger: wanna come to my house
Stranger: I live near tottenham
You have disconnected.
EFCNIK
Banned
Well, Ive found a new hobby.
Stranger: hey
You: wassss happenin bbe gurl?
You: holla at me
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 f us
You: ooooo sound, u into Biebs?
Stranger: justin bieber?
You: no the british broadcasting television company
Stranger: i dont know
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey
You: wassss happenin bbe gurl?
You: holla at me
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 f us
You: ooooo sound, u into Biebs?
Stranger: justin bieber?
You: no the british broadcasting television company
Stranger: i dont know
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
bluebloodinmyveins
Player Valuation: £60m
You: I have this green stuff oozing from my penis is that normal?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
spikeman
Player Valuation: £50m
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hey :]
You: hi
Stranger: i'm f, 17
Stranger: croatia
Stranger: how about uu?
You: nice rack
Stranger: how are u,?
You: /usaum im 16/m
Stranger: what's ur name?
You: that got all messed up
You: 16/m/usa
Stranger: im Jayne
Stranger: nice to meet u,
You: Im Johnny Heitinga
You: nice to meet you too
Stranger: want to camm?
Stranger: wanna have fun
You: of course babe
Stranger: my id there Jayne55
Stranger: http://onprofiles.com/id=3441
You: hold on
Stranger: you can add me there
You have disconnected.
Any of you lads can go check her out if you want.
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey :]
You: hi
Stranger: i'm f, 17
Stranger: croatia
Stranger: how about uu?
You: nice rack
Stranger: how are u,?
You: /usaum im 16/m
Stranger: what's ur name?
You: that got all messed up
You: 16/m/usa
Stranger: im Jayne
Stranger: nice to meet u,
You: Im Johnny Heitinga
You: nice to meet you too
Stranger: want to camm?
Stranger: wanna have fun
You: of course babe
Stranger: my id there Jayne55
Stranger: http://onprofiles.com/id=3441
You: hold on
Stranger: you can add me there
You have disconnected.
Any of you lads can go check her out if you want.
Basil Fawlty
Player Valuation: £35m
Looks like an escort agency (had to check for inappropriate content for moderation purposes of course.)
Anyway i've booked her for next Thursday.
Anyway i've booked her for next Thursday.
spikeman
Player Valuation: £50m
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: Do you know the maximum air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: as;?
Stranger: *asl?
You: answer my question bitch
Stranger: 19 bi female..., u horny?...i have msn, fb, skype, email
You: didnt i just talk to you?
Stranger: where u live?
Stranger: im in los angeles, usa...so u horny?
You: wow, is this automated?
Stranger: ,..awwww u didn"t say yes
You: holy ****
You: this is so cool
You: say something else
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You: Do you know the maximum air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: as;?
Stranger: *asl?
You: answer my question bitch
Stranger: 19 bi female..., u horny?...i have msn, fb, skype, email
You: didnt i just talk to you?
Stranger: where u live?
Stranger: im in los angeles, usa...so u horny?
You: wow, is this automated?
Stranger: ,..awwww u didn"t say yes
You: holy ****
You: this is so cool
You: say something else
spikeman
Player Valuation: £50m
I had fun with this one:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: say hi man
Stranger: im a male wit blonde hair and blue eyes
You: dont be afraid
Stranger: hi
You: are you jewish?
Stranger: yea
You: cool
Stranger: m or f
You: i can be whatever you want me to be babe
Stranger: im guessing male hoping female
You: im guessing male hoping for male
You: thats what im after
Stranger: i am a male wat do u look like
You: im dead sexy dude
Stranger: r u horny
You: so horny
Stranger: same here talk dirty to me
You: i could **** a horse right now
Stranger: start
You: or let it mount me as im in the mood for some backdoor action
Stranger: k start talkin dirty plase im soooo horny
You: im tryyinggg
You: you're so hard to please baby. i like that
You: make it hard for me dude
You: as hard as a rock
Stranger: wat will u do to me in bed
You: whatever you want babe.
Stranger: u can pick
You: id like to bum you
You: or you could bum me
You: we could switch off
Stranger: how old r u jw
You: im 56 dawg. arent i ill'n
Your conversational partner has disconnected
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: say hi man
Stranger: im a male wit blonde hair and blue eyes
You: dont be afraid
Stranger: hi
You: are you jewish?
Stranger: yea
You: cool
Stranger: m or f
You: i can be whatever you want me to be babe
Stranger: im guessing male hoping female
You: im guessing male hoping for male
You: thats what im after
Stranger: i am a male wat do u look like
You: im dead sexy dude
Stranger: r u horny
You: so horny
Stranger: same here talk dirty to me
You: i could **** a horse right now
Stranger: start
You: or let it mount me as im in the mood for some backdoor action
Stranger: k start talkin dirty plase im soooo horny
You: im tryyinggg
You: you're so hard to please baby. i like that
You: make it hard for me dude
You: as hard as a rock
Stranger: wat will u do to me in bed
You: whatever you want babe.
Stranger: u can pick
You: id like to bum you
You: or you could bum me
You: we could switch off
Stranger: how old r u jw
You: im 56 dawg. arent i ill'n
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Basil Fawlty
Player Valuation: £35m
Haha.
onceabluealwaysablue
Player Valuation: £8m
I had fun with this one:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: say hi man
Stranger: im a male wit blonde hair and blue eyes
You: dont be afraid
Stranger: hi
You: are you jewish?
Stranger: yea
You: cool
Stranger: m or f
You: i can be whatever you want me to be babe
Stranger: im guessing male hoping female
You: im guessing male hoping for male
You: thats what im after
Stranger: i am a male wat do u look like
You: im dead sexy dude
Stranger: r u horny
You: so horny
Stranger: same here talk dirty to me
You: i could **** a horse right now
Stranger: start
You: or let it mount me as im in the mood for some backdoor action
Stranger: k start talkin dirty plase im soooo horny
You: im tryyinggg
You: you're so hard to please baby. i like that
You: make it hard for me dude
You: as hard as a rock
Stranger: wat will u do to me in bed
You: whatever you want babe.
Stranger: u can pick
You: id like to bum you
You: or you could bum me
You: we could switch off
Stranger: how old r u jw
You: im 56 dawg. arent i ill'n
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Lmao i cant stop laughing
That is absolute genius ^^
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