2019/20 Cuco Martina

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Should get some game time this year. Absolutely expect him to be competing for a starting place with Coleman.
 
So what is this little parasite going to be doing every day? Is he even training?

Will go down as possibly the worst footballer ever to play for Everton FC, and yet he is our all-time 2nd-highest earning RB. Imagine being Shaggy Stevens knowing how much Cuco has earned. He has probably earned more from EFC than Shaggy did in his whole career.

Koeman and Walsh - you horrible little cretins!
 

So what is this little parasite going to be doing every day? Is he even training?

Will go down as possibly the worst footballer ever to play for Everton FC, and yet he is our all-time 2nd-highest earning RB. Imagine being Shaggy Stevens knowing how much Cuco has earned. He has probably earned more from EFC than Shaggy did in his whole career.

Koeman and Walsh - you horrible little cretins!

Don't want him anywhere near training. Doesn't know what his own legs are doing, he'd clatter Iwobi or Richarlison and put them out for 5 months.
 
Just heard he’s organising the golf knock out competition for the lads.
He’s got noone to caddie for now Koeman has left
 
Not his fault koeman bought him. Not up.to.our standards but his time at left back he tried his best but he isn't very good. Will be gone soon. Blame the bunch of amateurs Walsh koeman. Even kenwright gave mirallas a 5 yr contract as well as giving Martinez one as well. Hopefully from the evidence we have real professionals running our transfer policy now. We just need to get 3 really good buys in a year now to start building a real team
 

He will be out of contract next summer anyway and i have heard that they need a decent can lad around finch farm lad so that will suit him until then.

What an awful Manager Koeman was. He went from Legend to bell end for me.
 
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The pride of Curacao in the Caribbean. Don't cry for him as he can build a mansion on that island. He is set for life whether he find a new employer or not.
 
Bit harsh some of the stick he's getting.

He's absolutely garbage but he didn't buy himself and as if anybody here would move on from a job paying you 10 times what you're actually worth.

That assumes that he worth £3,500 per week wage. That's a low championship/league one wage level. No way he is good enough for League One!
 

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