Whitebootman
Player Valuation: £35m
Im masquerading as a 12 year old American girl, and some 42 year old is asking for a picture
Thats scary.
This is alright this.
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Thats scary.
Dom1878
Player Valuation: £60m
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Stranger: i am from sydney
You: Do you know bundy?
Stranger: Al bundy?
You: No Bundy from GOT
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You: Hes an Aussie
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You: He a serial killer
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You: He murders goats
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You: If you see him, can you throw a BBQ at him
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Stranger: good day
You: Are you an Aussie?
Stranger: yes i am
Stranger: i am from sydney
You: Do you know bundy?
Stranger: Al bundy?
You: No Bundy from GOT
Stranger: no
You: Hes an Aussie
Stranger: i know Al bundy
You: Wrong bloke
Stranger: ok
You: He a serial killer
Stranger: and your point is
You: He murders goats
Stranger: i think he sounds like a very interesting chap
You: If you see him, can you throw a BBQ at him
Stranger: il do one better, il put him on one
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Stranger: yes
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Stranger: yes
You: well come and see my collection, on the Isle of Man.
Stranger: yes
You: cool, ask for mike
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You: Pepsi or coke?
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Stranger: yes
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Stranger: yes
You: well come and see my collection, on the Isle of Man.
Stranger: yes
You: cool, ask for mike
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Player Valuation: £40m
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Stranger: Are you a morning, late afternoon or evening kinda person?
You: 24/7 me lid
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You: innit lad
Stranger: Fo sho.
You: wats crackin homey
Stranger: Uhh crack....
Stranger: In related news- do you smoke crack?
You: i prefer not to disclose such personal info
You: do you?
Stranger: Nope. Im ohso clean. Thinking maybe I should get stoned sometime. For teh LULZ
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You: na lid
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Stranger: Britain.
Stranger: You?
You: uk
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Stranger: Ever watch Flight of the Concords?
You: na lad
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You: the concourse
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You: he's a legend
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Stranger: I know a guy called manny tho. He likes Arnold Schwarzzzeneggarr
You: na not the same guy
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Stranger: But who would win in a fight
You: manny
Stranger: Arnie or Stallone?
You: stallone
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You: manny is god
Stranger: I see. Does he have some kind of church, where I can worship him.
You: the mestalla
Stranger: I see.
You: in valencia
Stranger: Is Manny cooler than Chuck Norris?
You: he wears a white robe and usually appears on a sunday evening
You: lad
You: thats disgraceful
Stranger: Oh yeah. I mean OBVIOUSLY he is.
Stranger: But Chuck is pretty funky.
You: pffft
Stranger: Are you questioning Chuck's funk-levels?
You: i know chucky
You: off rugrats
You: bit of a geek like
Stranger: Chucky Finster?
Stranger: Yeah, but he's so feirce. That Mad Ginger Hair.
Stranger: Them glasses.
You: dont say feirce lad
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You: good evening
Stranger: 'Evening
Stranger: Are you a morning, late afternoon or evening kinda person?
You: 24/7 me lid
Stranger: Well thats just fantastic!
You: innit lad
Stranger: Fo sho.
You: wats crackin homey
Stranger: Uhh crack....
Stranger: In related news- do you smoke crack?
You: i prefer not to disclose such personal info
You: do you?
Stranger: Nope. Im ohso clean. Thinking maybe I should get stoned sometime. For teh LULZ
Stranger: Yay or Nay?
You: na lid
You: squeaky clean me fella
You: where you from
Stranger: You just disclosed some pretty personal info right there/
Stranger: Britain.
Stranger: You?
You: uk
Stranger: Yeah it shows what with all the 'innits' and such. We're the only country with 'innits'
Stranger: Ever watch Flight of the Concords?
You: na lad
Stranger: Tut...
Stranger: Well you should
You: seen a fight on the connie tho
Stranger: Whats the connie?
You: the concourse
You: do you like manny?
You: he's a legend
Stranger: Fraid I have no idea who manny is.
Stranger: I know a guy called manny tho. He likes Arnold Schwarzzzeneggarr
You: na not the same guy
Stranger: Shame
You: my manny likes stallone
Stranger: Ahh
Stranger: But who would win in a fight
You: manny
Stranger: Arnie or Stallone?
You: stallone
You: i like whoever manny likes
You: manny is god
Stranger: I see. Does he have some kind of church, where I can worship him.
You: the mestalla
Stranger: I see.
You: in valencia
Stranger: Is Manny cooler than Chuck Norris?
You: he wears a white robe and usually appears on a sunday evening
You: lad
You: thats disgraceful
Stranger: Oh yeah. I mean OBVIOUSLY he is.
Stranger: But Chuck is pretty funky.
You: pffft
Stranger: Are you questioning Chuck's funk-levels?
You: i know chucky
You: off rugrats
You: bit of a geek like
Stranger: Chucky Finster?
Stranger: Yeah, but he's so feirce. That Mad Ginger Hair.
Stranger: Them glasses.
You: dont say feirce lad
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Stranger: rosie?
You: jim?
Stranger: OMG NO WAIII
You: wow
You: seriously?
Stranger: yeah
You: cool
Stranger: i just bought some crack rocks from bobby-jackson
You: class
You: class
Stranger: class? who the hell has class!
You: wheres duck?
Stranger: prolly snooping around in britney spears' ass
You: why would he want to do that
Stranger: he wants to give her "pink sock"
You: why?
Stranger: have you ever seen a pink sock?
You: i've got a pink sock with a section for each toe
Stranger: no
Stranger: here ill show you what pink sock is
Stranger: Urban Dictionary: pink sock
Stranger:
this is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock.
You: why is duck doing that to her?
Stranger: to make her look better
You: pineapple on pizza?
Stranger: never
You: jim?
Stranger: OMG NO WAIII
You: wow
You: seriously?
Stranger: yeah
You: cool
Stranger: i just bought some crack rocks from bobby-jackson
You: class
You: class
Stranger: class? who the hell has class!
You: wheres duck?
Stranger: prolly snooping around in britney spears' ass
You: why would he want to do that
Stranger: he wants to give her "pink sock"
You: why?
Stranger: have you ever seen a pink sock?
You: i've got a pink sock with a section for each toe
Stranger: no
Stranger: here ill show you what pink sock is
Stranger: Urban Dictionary: pink sock
Stranger:
this is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock. You: why is duck doing that to her?
Stranger: to make her look better
You: pineapple on pizza?
Stranger: never
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Stranger: I see. Does he have some kind of church, where I can worship him?
Right here:
http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/world-football/9801-manny-watch-if-you-hate-him-stay-out.html
Right here:
http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/world-football/9801-manny-watch-if-you-hate-him-stay-out.html
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think i got the same one last night
You: hi.
Stranger: VIENNA?
You: that means nothin' to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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maybe it was rigsby looking for the cat
Laughing here.
Some boss ones on here, Danny takes the title though with "7/f/new york".
Thats just brillance.
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