The Current FUME Thread

[Benicetoourboys]

As in the actual emergence out on to the pitch? I must admit I was mildly annoyed by that at the Fulham game, but I was only just getting to my seat as they came out on Saturday so I didn't notice if they did it again.

It was a bit like that scene near the end of 'The Sound of Music' (waiting for the Von Trapp family to come out).

 

[HKContractDave]

Seen fans now moaning about Tarky walking out not in-time with Z-cars......

Been the case for a few games now, didn't see them moan when we beat Fulham?

 

[Kaiser Soysauce]

You can just close your eyes.

Like telling a victim of racism to put their fingers in their ears. Good one.

 

[Rita_Poon]

It was a bit like that scene near the end of 'The Sound of Music' (waiting for the Von Trapp family to come out).

The Hill Dickinson is alive with the sound of moaning ?

 

[tommye]

Not great for anyone with photo-sensitive epilepsy.

I wonder can we put a yellow discrimination sticker on the seat of the divvy who thought that one up?

 

[tommye]

The Hill Dickinson is alive with the sound of moaning ?

The more things change...

 

[John Ebbrwool]

None of them are timing their walk when they come out, it’s a disgrace! I want them all synching up their steps onto the pitch like Genesis.

 

[Lanolin]

Yes....apparently he is not timing his walk onto the pitch correctly.

To even think this is an issue, is madness.

I mean, it's obviously not an issue like in the grand scheme of world events, but in the context of talking about Everton I get it. I've been going to the game for 30 years and they've always emerged from the tunnel at pretty much the same point in Z-Cars, it's part of the routine and the crowd noise reaches a crescendo as they come out because everyone knows when that moment is. It was quite weird at the Fulham game to have everyone roaring for the entrance and then find out that actually they hadn't come out and so doing another half hearted effort 30 seconds later. I wouldn't write a strongly worded letter about it like, but ideally i'd remind them to time it properly in future.

 

[Swartzy]

Are you new here?

The thing is mate, your humour is very blunt humour, Which is funny. I like that kind of responsive humour, but their is no real adaptation to that.

So it's not always going to come across straight away as humour, you need different triggers to your bow.

When thats basically the first thing you see over a bad subject, that doesn't throw out humour.

 

[Rita_Poon]

None of them are timing their walk when they come out, it’s a disgrace! I want them all synching up their steps onto the pitch like Genesis.

They absolutely have to do this now, including the shades.

 

[Rita_Poon]

The thing is mate, your humour is very blunt humour, Which is funny. I like that kind of responsive humour, but their is no real adaptation to that.

So it's not always going to come across straight away as humour, you need different triggers to your bow.

When that's basically the first thing you see over a bad subject, that doesn't throw out humour.

 

[blue to the bone]

Can you use that for every post he makes. An automatic response!

 

[ADM320]

None of them are timing their walk when they come out, it’s a disgrace! I want them all synching up their steps onto the pitch like Genesis.

They are. Sadly it was the farewell tour where Phil needed a walking stick.

 

[Benicetoourboys]

I mean, it's obviously not an issue like in the grand scheme of world events, but in the context of talking about Everton I get it. I've been going to the game for 30 years and they've always emerged from the tunnel at pretty much the same point in Z-Cars, it's part of the routine and the crowd noise reaches a crescendo as they come out because everyone knows when that moment is. It was quite weird at the Fulham game to have everyone roaring for the entrance and then find out that actually they hadn't come out and so doing another half hearted effort 30 seconds later. I wouldn't write a strongly worded letter about it like, but ideally i'd remind them to time it properly in future.

This.

 

[tommye]

Can you use that for every post he makes. An automatic response!

I would like to say yes but then I wouldn't be able to use these...

So, unfortunately, gonna have to say no this time