EVERTON = JOKE

[chicoazul]

OK mate we get you're the sworn enemy but settle down and tell us your thoughts on cheese on toast, you a fan mate?

 

[tommye]

Earth to KITT, Earth to KITT, come in KITT.

*logs onto pc*

 

[bluejock]

That's a smashing KITT

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Blue n white ****e, blue n white ****e ello! ello!

Oh look a pocket pisser - ace!

 

[Dan Khaleaver]

David Moyles looks like gollum & you play like ****e!

 

[Dan Khaleaver]

moyes*

 

[Elong]

Ello mate, what's your thoughts on Finland?

 

[chicoazul]

I think he's just been handed his first copy of The Oslo Official Kopite Banter Handbook.

It's a sweet moment, he's trying to fit in. Just look at him go!

 

[chicoazul]

moyes*

Hahahahaha.

 

[Dan Khaleaver]

player valuation? well i think my 5k tag is about right for your ****e transfer spending

 

[bluejock]

David Moyles looks like gollum & you play like ****e!

When you rage so hard, you can't help but misspell

It's Moylez

 

[Elong]

moyes*

Its Moyles mate, you had it right the first time.

What do you think of black people?

 

[DualityNSNO]

player valuation? well i think my 5k tag is about right for your ****e transfer spending

35m. Carroll. Lolz.

 

[bluejock]

player valuation? well i think my 5k tag is about right for your ****e transfer spending

I know mate, sh*te ain't it.

Wish we'd signed Andy Carroll like instead of Jelavic....

 

[tommye]

David Moyles looks like gollum & you play like ****e!

now come, that's not a very good insult is it??

Your fans are all murderers and thieves!!

See, now that's much better. Direct and straight to the point. You really must try harder numb nuts.