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EFCNIK said:
Yes but do you promise that you won't sell us to secret torture syndicates for money? I know you guys can be very naughty for that.
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you will defo end up doing that to Nik as he is only coming to your country to steal your women, jobs and sheep. Illegally. Do your worst. He must be stopped.
 

Watch your backs in Kiev, lads. It's a wild west town with thousands of black SUVs and gangs harvesting the westerners of their dollars. Fine looking women, mind.
 
stupid giraffe said:
Watch your backs in Kiev, lads. It's a wild west town with thousands of black SUVs and gangs harvesting the westerners of their dollars. Fine looking women, mind.
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It's a pity that you think so about our city, my friend. You are mistaken. What you say, ended in the early 2000s.
 
Alexz88 said:
Russian Evertonian

Firstly, my friend, i am not Evertonian. I am fan of Shakhtar and sympathize with Everton and Spurs in England for many years (because of players of my childhood - Barmby, Speed and others in Everton, Rebrov in Spurs. I steel have VHS cassette with Everton - Bradford City (4-0, april 2000) recorded by me:) But still i am not Evertonian. Secondly, 300 Euros is a price for a week. It is equivalent to less then 15 euro for person per night. Is it mush for you?
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Alright Mush!
 
Alexz88 said:
It's a pity that you think so about our city, my friend. You are mistaken. What you say, ended in the early 2000s.
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We've seen the films mate. Eli Roth depicted Eastern Europe with devastating accuracy. Slovakia, Ukraine it's all the same. A terrifying ordeal lies in wait for any westerner who dares venture to these lands.
 

Alexz88 said:
It's a pity that you think so about our city, my friend. You are mistaken. What you say, ended in the early 2000s.
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Mate, I was there for a week in 2009 and really liked it in many ways (what's that bar with the kalashnikovs behind the bar? Great place) and the golden domes are absolutely beautiful but the fact is i was the victim of two attempted muggings. That's not an opinion, it's a fact. I'm not telling any Blues not to go, just to watch their backs if they do.
 
All my hostel jokes i was thinking of to say when i got to the end have been suitably ruined by others taking them first ffs NIK. ffs Kyiv.

still awaiting chicken answer
 

Oh, i understood. In my language it sounds very different, literal translation would be "kievan burgers" i think. As for me it is not very delicious, borscht is much better:) French and Americans claim that they invented this dish, but I do not think that invention of Chicken Kiev a great cause for pride:)
 
Alexz88 said:
Oh, i understood. In my language it sounds very different, literal translation would be "kievan burgers" i think. As for me it is not very delicious, borscht is much better:) French and Americans claim that they invented this dish, but I do not think that invention of Chicken Kiev a great cause for pride:)
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I bet you ply all your victims with Chicken Kiev's don't you. Lace them with sedative before they're carted off to the abandoned factory to be tortured by rich businessmen. I know your game.
 
EFCNIK said:
I bet you ply all your victims with Chicken Kiev's don't you. Lace them with sedative before they're carted off to the abandoned factory to be tortured by rich businessmen. I know your game.
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No, it is easier to trap most of the foreigners with the help of the beauty of our women. By the way, i never was in England, but i heard, that your women are the most ugly in Europe (after the women of Belgium, of course). Is it true? :) Interested in the opinion of those who traveled to Europe and not the young British patriots who have never been far beyond the Manchester.
 

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