Match Previews

Everton Match Previews

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Everton vs Arsenal

Thick and fast now, thick and fast. Naturally we´re referring to our game schedule and not our slightly schizophrenic Dutch winger. The past two games have lost us some of that momentum thing that...
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Match Preview: Everton vs. Sunderland

It´s arguably our biggest game of the season, well since were that ace that we don´t care about derbies any more, that´s just small time. It still stings. A whole myriad of views have been exchanged sinc...
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Liverpool vs Everton

Right then, on the banks of the royal blue Mersey it is. Let´s get it on. That´s about as bold as this preview is likely to get as similar to some of you I´m a mental wreck from the fi...
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Everton vs Spurs

Here it comes. Four games in an eleven day period that will pretty much define our season. You´re either gonna be made up with Everton or fuming at the world. First up, Spurs. Nervous? There has ...
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Match Preview: QPR vs. Everton

Time so prepare your best match slacks and get on down to Shepherds Bush/the internet to watch the L4 Thunder take on the Queens Park Rangers. It’s been two weeks since we last had our fix and the recent boss...
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Everton vs Blackpool

Time to indulge in the remaining wee dream we have left for the season, the FA Cup. As unlikely as it sounds we´re only four wins away from something that would make a crap season suddenly very boss indee...
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Everton vs Chelsea

It’s that time again. What type of time it will be will depend on either Chelsea’s proficiency on the day or how much we get into them and toey their hoops into submission. It’s the kind of backdrop that ...
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Preview: Wigan vs. Everton

What a difference four calendar days makes. From the perma doom and gloom have rose an Everton scratching and snarling and playing that little beautiful song in your heart that makes you feel dizzy. Let’s...
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Everton vs Man City

It´s that beaut again. Walking across a Benson & Hedges smogged room right towards us and and we can’t swerve each other despite wanting to. In his Gucci top looking a right tit. More of crap City pu...
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Everton vs Fulham

Is it May yet? The league table is painful to look at it not only for our positioning but also it´s accuracy as it´s about right that we´ve been the fourteenth best club in the division. ...