Match Previews

Everton Match Previews

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West Brom vs Everton

The apprehensive big Everton juggernaut of optimism continues to saunter along, fuelled by a five goal tonking of Leyton Orient and more importantly a complete and utter sexing of Aston Villa on their own patch...
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Aston Villa vs Everton

Still buzzing off that. The season is up and running and in what feels like the first time in absolute beards we haven´t had to wait until the New Year for a proper win in which Everton are the absolute t...
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Everton vs Man Utd

Welcome back. Tanned? Relaxed? Excited? Ready to fume? Of course you are, so let´s go. The forces that be decided to make us wait a wee while longer with the game on the Monday, for me anyway the initial re...
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Everton vs Newcastle

Well, well doesn’t time fly? Seems not long ago that QPR came to town and done our heads in. Did it turn out how you thought it would? Anyway who gives a f*ck really, the summer awaits and pretty girls wi...
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Wolves vs Everton

Two to go, against a huge backdrop of lethargy as another relatively meh season comes to an end. Not that I´m suggesting Everton have a divine right to win anything but it´s been 25 years si...
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Stoke vs Everton

Three to go and nothing is more likely to get the juices flowing than a midweek trip for a dead rubber game to the Midlands Mordor. Complete with added wackiness. Hopefully no Ninja (Hero) Turtles for this one ...
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Everton vs Fulham

Roll up, roll up for the seventh place show down PLAY OFF with the Everton of L4 and Michael Jackson´s Fulham taking to the field in what will sure be one MEGA event. I´m struggling to write...
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Man Utd vs Everton

With the enthusiasm of a fat dog on a lazy hot summer´s afternoon we soldier on. And where better than launching our big come back, and unstoppable charge to ultimate glory, than at the home of the current...
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EFC v LFC

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty, you’re listening to the boys from the big bad city. This is jam hot. This is jam HOT. It’s one of them games that no matter what you’ll always remember. For the...