Suppose we best get it over and done with then, hadn’t we? It’s the two hundredth and something – write...
One bad horseshit season isn’t it? Bit of a write off in the league with our ambition now stretching to...
So, Everton with just one win in twelve are still desperately searching for a win to relieve some pressure off...
You alright? No, actually don’t answer that. Only a short one this week as it’s overkill with the games coming...
Come in and sit down Everton, we need to have a chat. What did we say about Christmas? Nice things...
It’s weird this lethargy hanging around the place. An important and easy win was picked up against QPR but there’s...
You alright lad? Sound lad. Is right lad. Lad. LAD. Not really lad. Why lad? Because Everton, you know, just...
Do one Everton. Go head and just do one. This is a one-way relationship, this thing of ours. I want...
Oh perfect. Just what we need is a visit from the scruffiest of the scruffs when we’re introspectively fretting over...
Everton are boss, pass it on. Not that I don’t doubt for one moment that we’ll meekly labour to an...
Right – stop looking at pictures of that new Everton Ladies bird, things are getting serious in the Toffees European...
Things and stuff, but mostly things. Stuff. Yeah! Things. YEAH! I feel like so much stuff has happened since we...